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    Default Australia isn't retarded and we don't talk like that

    I was watching Bart vs. Australia this morning and while it's choc full of and 's, a lot of the insults they threw annoyed me, mainly only the ones that weren't intentional. Like the accent of the little boy, Tobias. "Hill-O? Sah? Will, if utz on imm ehh jen see!" I was like oh please. I couldn't actually understand half of what the yanks putting on the accent were saying, I had to put up the subtitles!
    Things like our obsession with beer and laid back demeanors, and even the convict gag are alright in my opinion, because they knew that it wasn't true, but things like how the backgrounds in the scenes always looked intentionally scarse. Not sure if the world knows this, but Australia isn't the desert, it's full of cars, streets, houses, buses, perverts and cities. It just annoyed me seeing a cartoon car from the 1960's in the background more than once!!

    So thuh. Oy gut et awff meh chist.

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    yor gunna get a bootin.
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    I thought you all talked like the Python Philosophy Professors

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    watch out for them Chuzwazzas.
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    That's funny, I would have called them 'Cane Toads!'

    I actually got the best laugh of my life when I watched that episode (oh my word it was only today, I thought it was the day before).

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFFXQ6iz3jE[/YOUTUBE]
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    That Simpsons episode was HILARIOUS. Sounded nothing like an Australian accent. The funniest thing I've ever heard though was a Canadian comedian saying an Australian said to him in a pub 'I'll kick ya facking head in'. That was spot on yobbo accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
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    At least we get them back with the evil koala at the end.

    In 11th Grade, kids in my state are (or were - it might've changed since) forced to do a semester of a stupid, pointless topic called "Australian Studies". All I can remember of it is 1: we watched that episode of The Simpsons (and Crocodile Dundee) in class, and 2: I was thusly filled with despair when I realised that is all the state's education system thinks there is to study about our own country.

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