We have a state full of crazies too AKA Queensland so we understand. Not only do we have only 7 states the names are easy to remember. The big one to the west is called, er, Western Australia. The one in the north is, yup, the Northern Territory and the one in the south is, you guessed, South Australia. Then there's the above mentioned Queensland, New South Wales AKA Sydney, all fur coat and no knickers, Victoria AKA The Centre Of The Civilised World and dear old Tasmania where your sister is likely to be your mother-in-law.
Note that Florida is still being a dick.