Come on, share your stories of rude, selfish, ignorant, drunk, violent people on planes who make the whole flying experience so thoroughly enjoyable for everyone else.
In no particular order, the "oh, did I take the wrong seat?" people who decide they don't like the seat they've been allocated so they take yours instead and then bitch when they are asked to move. I'm sure things were much worse pre 9/11 when life in the skies was somewhat less paranoid but even so people still try it on.
Also, the "I want to put this full set of golf clubs in the overhead locker so screw you".
Also, the "excuse me, wake up, could you put your seat back upright so I can go to the bathroom and/or watch my movie screen?"
Also, "my baby has a severe ear infection but we decided to fly anyway so you'll have to put up with the screaming"
Also, "what was that noise, did the engine fall off?, why is the attendant looking so scared, did you hear that?, why did the pilot just tell us we're running a few minutes late?, I heard it again!, I need a drink, where is the emergency exit, I can smell burning, where's my lifejacket, oh God, I know there's something wrong with the wing, are we there yet?, we are all going to die............"