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    Default The Greatest, Sweariest Scottish Insults Of All Time

    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    Beautiful.
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    I do love the term "fannybaws".
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    I love "wankstain".
    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    Where the heck has karistonia been?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Were the heck has karistonia been?
    I was wondering the same thing. I loved her posts!
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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    Maybe this will lure her back.
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    I miss Kari, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Maybe this will lure her back.
    Someone should say "fannybaws" three times in front of a mirror!
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    Or post "Yer maws' a beetroot" to her and it will make her come back and insult us only in the way the Scottish can.
    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    Considering my boys's paternal grandmother who is the absolute sweetest woman I have ever known is Scottish (and irish) this thread is near and dear to my heart

    Fannybaws !!!
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    Our department has officially named our obnoxious co worker Fannybaws. We voted on it at lunch.
    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    love them! I was in tears with laughter reading them out loud and trying to do it with my take on a Scottish accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Where the heck has karistonia been?
    I think Kari has been mega busy with real life. I'll see if I can give her a shout to see if she'll pop in an insult you all some time soon.
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    Maybe if we wish her a happy birthday (very recent), she'll appear!
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