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    Question Might be going to The Mayan Riviera in Mexico, anybody been?

    I was supposed to go to a cottage with some friends at the end of the month, but all but one backed out. So that one and I are saying "fuck all ya'll" and are heading someplace tropical and hot. He found that place in the link.. Yucatan peninsula.

    Please tell me there aren't running gun battles and that I won't be kidnapped out of the resort and held for ransom... and if anybody has been there, or nearby, please elaborate on your experience.

    I'm slightly twitchy about the idea, but it looks purty.

    *yanks out the link so you cunts stop driving up the price*
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    watch out for the natives!

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    ^^Yeah, they like to butt rape white boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I'm slightly twitchy
    I heard that.

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    No you didn't LA LA LA LA!

    So yeah.. anybody been? Around? heard stories? One time at band camp?
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    I don't know that area, but my bff lives in Mexico City and has a little weekend place in Oaxaca, she's as white as white can be and has never had any problems just because she's white. Yeah, she has normal city problems like everyone else, but nothing racial. I doubt you'd be in any more danger there than you would be in Toronto.
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    my friend & her family (3 young kids) just got back from family vacation in playa del carmen. if i had the opportunity, i'd have no problem going there now, too. quintana roo doesn't have the violence & drug trafficking problems that the border states do.

    if you go, you must swim at the beach below the ruins in tulum. it is the best beach i have EVERRRR been to. i'm jealous, grimm.
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    We'll be just up the street from that if the maps are right
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    go!
    i'm probably going in february - trying to organise a guatemala-belize-yucatan thing for a few weeks with some friends. haven't been to the mayan riviera yet but know many, many people who have and they all loved it. you have to get out of the beachy/touristy spots and go see the cenotes (incredible circuit of underground caves) and of course the mayan ruins. the most gorgeous ones are probably in tikal but the mayan riviera ones are supposed to be up there as well, especially uxmal but also coba. if you're near tulum i think you're close to grand cenote, dos ojos cenote and cenote calaveras. i think there's one where you can snorkel and it's supposed to be incredible. lots of nature reserves that are worth seeing too.
    go! have fun! you'll probably get sick to your stomach if this is your first time in latin america but hey, don't let that spoil your fun. bring some immodium and drink gatorade if you get sick and then it will pass once your stomach adjusts to the local bacteria!
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    Ewww, can't I just make do with bottled water and stay away from salads? :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    watch out for the natives!
    1 minute..it took ONE MINUTE for it to come up!


    Just stay out of the slummy parts Grimm and you should be fine. *I could not help it*


    Also be sure to bring you AK47!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Ewww, can't I just make do with bottled water and stay away from salads? :/
    drink bottled water but you'll want to try the food, believe me. real mexican food (not the tex-mex crap they sell outside of mexico) is soooooo good. don't have salads, but try the local cuisine and fruit. it's totally worth the diarrhea
    you'll get over it. just think of it as part of the adventure. after a few days, your stomach should be used to it and you'll be fine. it's what happens when you've got a delicate western world stomach and you go to the third world. but the more you go, the less sick you get until you don't get sick at all.
    how long are you going for?
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    Only 7 days, i wont want to spend most of it on the toilet
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    Or you could bring a week's worth of protein Power Bars with you to Mexico and come back to Canada tan and lean (and constipated).

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    omg, yes, the cenotes! GO! *faints*
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