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    World's Ugliest Buildings

    Different people have different criteria for what makes a structure unappealing. “The ugliest buildings are the anonymous ones,” says Christopher Bonanos, who edits architecture criticism at New York magazine. “Even if an experimental, high-profile building doesn’t quite deliver, at least the architect is trying something. A boring building is a warehouse in the middle of New Jersey.”



    For Jason Fifield, an associate at Ankrom Moisan Architects in Portland, what makes a building ugly “is when the design isn’t generated by real reasons but rather by arbitrariness, just for the sake of creating an image.” To compile our list of the world’s ugliest structures, we consulted with architects and design experts as well as the general public. Pretty much everybody had something to say. For instance, there aren’t many admirers of the spherical houses on long pole “stems” planted, like so many mushrooms, in the Netherlands. (The architect was given free rein courtesy of a Dutch subsidy for experimental housing.) Then there’s the midwestern corporate headquarters that takes the form of a huge picnic basket. Sure, it’s funny from the outside, but probably not for the employees of Longaberger, in Newark, OH, who have to go work in a hamper every day.





    Harold Washington Library, Chicago Courtesy of the Chicago Public Library



    Harold Washington Library

    Chicago


    If buildings came with footnotes, this one, named for a beloved former mayor who deserved better, would have pages worth of citations. Neoclassical references collide with a glass-and-steel Mannerist roof; throw in some red brick, granite, and aluminum—and a bad sense of scale—and you’ve got way too much architecture class for one day.


    The Ugly Truth: Opened in 1991 and designed by the firm Hammond, Beeby, and Babka, the Chicago public library has a helter-skelter application of motifs and styles that’s “locked in the postmodern era,” says Peter Koliopoulos of Circle West Architects in Scottsdale, Ariz.





    Longaberger Home Office, Newark, Ohio Courtesy of The Longaberger Company



    Longaberger Home Office

    Newark, Ohio


    If you worked here, you’d be conducting business in a 9,000-ton copy of a woven-wood basket. Its stucco-over-steel construction was an award-winning feat, apparently; the synthetic plaster received a prize. But it’s as if, in 1997, a giant-size Little Red Riding Hood set down her seven-story hamper on a flat section of Ohio.


    The Ugly Truth: True, the company purveys handcrafted baskets. And founder Dave Longaberger’s dream headquarters was a replica of his favorite basket. But hey, Crate & Barrel employees don’t schedule meetings in a 10-story sofa.





    Ideal Palace, Hauterives, France Emmanuel Georges/Coll Palais Idéal



    The Ideal Palace

    Hauterives, France


    Cinderella’s dream digs it’s not, but Le Palais Idéal does bring to mind a fairy tale — the kind one might have visions of after dropping acid. Gargoyles peer out at grottoes with Hindu temples, and tiny mosque-motifs adorn squiggly stone pillars.


    The Ugly Truth: In the mid-1800s, Ferdinand Cheval tripped over a stone while delivering mail and was seized with inspiration—his life’s work would be to build a stone château. Over the next three decades, he marked stones while covering his route, returning in the evening with a wheelbarrow to collect them.





    The Portland Building, Portland, Ore. Dan Haneckow



    The Portland Building

    Portland, Ore.


    Let’s break out the government-building checklist. Small, boring windows? Check. Humdrum off-white masonry? Yes. Terracotta pilasters and shiny blue glass? That, too. The first three levels of the squat, 15-story municipal-services structure are covered in dark green tiles, adding to the bewildering gaudy-meets-tedious tone.


    The Ugly Truth: Michael Graves won a competition to design the building in 1982. Postmodernism was all the rage in the ’80s, which explains the randomly-stuck-on historical motifs. “Many buildings from that decade look fake,” says architect Stephen R. Connors, who has his own firm in Warwick, NY.





    Bolwoningen Houses, Hertogenbosch, Netherlands Katie Maxey



    Bolwoningen Houses

    Hertogenbosch, Netherlands


    If Lewis Carroll’s Alice wandered into a 1960s sci-fi flick, she might have come across something like these bulbous houses. The residents live inside bizarre-looking bubbles (small ones, at 18 feet across) with UFO-like windows.


    The Ugly Truth: In the late 1970s, the Dutch government offered subsidies for experimental housing, and the architect—one Dries Kreijkamp—certainly complied with the directive. The 50 bolwoningen (bol = sphere, woningen = houses) sprouted up in a city that seems to infect artists with a fantastical streak; it’s the hometown of Hieronymus Bosch, the 15th-century painter known for his half-dream, half-nightmare-like renderings.





    The Experience Music Project, Seattle Danita Delimont/Alamy



    The Experience Music Project

    Seattle


    Sure, a building dedicated to rock music shouldn’t be too conservative. The problem? In not looking like anything in particular, it appears anchored in nothing. Of course, people have tried to describe it, and have come up with everything from “a multicolored blob” to “open-heart surgery.”


    The Ugly Truth: Architect Frank Gehry has said the inspirations for his 140,000-square-foot structure, which opened in 2000, include a smashed guitar and guitars in general, evident in the colors (glimmering purple, powder blue) and metal materials (aluminum, steel). The museum, founded by Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen, is also an example of Gehry’s signature style, made most famous by the Guggenheim in Bilbao, Spain. But according to architect Jason Fifield of Ankrom Moisan Architects in Portland, OR, “his work at Bilbao makes much more sense because there’s a connection between the sculptural forms and the surrounding landscape.”





    National Library, Minsk, Belarus Alexander Cajcyc



    National Library

    Minsk, Belarus


    You can’t really hate this glass-paneled, 23-story rhombicuboctahedron (a solid with 8 triangles and 18 squares), complete with color-changing LEDs to make it sparkle at night. After all, it’s difficult to begrudge a library with such mojo. But the designers should have stopped there. Instead, what’s referred to as “the diamond” sits atop a geometry equation gone wrong—tiered circles, huge triangles, winglike flaps.


    The Ugly Truth: The winners of a government-sponsored search, architects Michael Vinogradov and Viktor Kramarenko, were expected to make a statement. The government wanted tourist-attracting drama, a desire that seems to have been fulfilled; the 2006 opening attracted a flurry of attention.





    Metropolitan Cathedral, Liverpool, England Factoryhill/Alamy



    Metropolitan Cathedral

    Liverpool, England


    Cathedrals like this one, officially named Metropolitan Cathedral of Christ the King, should conjure up thoughts of heavenly repose. But here, congregants look up and imagine getting impaled on those unfriendly spires — that, or they plan their next camping trip, inspired by buttresses that recall a fancy beige tent.


    The Ugly Truth: Well, it was the ’60s. Plus, architect Frederick Gibberd was charged with getting the cathedral up on a tight schedule and budget. Result: not long after the 1967 opening, mosaic tiles started popping off, and the roof began leaking.


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    Oh come on......they aren't THAT bad imho. I can kinda dig the huge basket. Original. Interesting.

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    Most of these buildings are interesting to look at from a design standpoint.

    But this building is just ridiculous.


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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Respectfully snipped. I saw these "pod houses" only a few days ago on another site, and while yes, they are gag-worthy, they also have pretty much been left abandoned and considered un-livable.

    They ARE ugly.
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    I think the last one, the Metropolitan Cathedral in Liverpool is the ugliest. But I kinda like the basket one. Yes, it's ridiculous, but it's not ugly, and it's innovative and fun.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    Respectfully snipped. I saw these "pod houses" only a few days ago on another site, and while yes, they are gag-worthy, they also have pretty much been left abandoned and considered un-livable.

    They ARE ugly.
    I would love to see the insides of them. They have got to be horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Most of these buildings are interesting to look at from a design standpoint.

    But this building is just ridiculous.

    I hate it when you get all MALE. That is clever and refreshing. Plus,I love baskets anyway. Knock it off or I'll swat you. It suits a basket making firm. I could see your point if it housed-say-the New York Giants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I hate it when you get all MALE. That is clever and refreshing. Plus,I love baskets anyway. Knock it off or I'll swat you. It suits a basket making firm. I could see your point if it housed-say-the New York Giants.
    I'd understand if they housed the NY Giants-since Eli's a basket case!
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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    I'd understand if they housed the NY Giants-since Eli's a basket case!
    Actually, that could be a real win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I hate it when you get all MALE. That is clever and refreshing. Plus,I love baskets anyway. Knock it off or I'll swat you. It suits a basket making firm. I could see your point if it housed-say-the New York Giants.
    I'm just a typical male...most of the time. Sorry.

    And I'm sure Jerry Jones would've spent over a billion dollars to make the Cowboys new stadium look like a basket if they could've actually christened it with a win in primetime.

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    *sharp kick to Kings left shin*
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    I think the average suburban McMansion beats a lot of those buildings for sheer godawulness.

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    ^^Exactly. I'd live in one of the pods before I lived in a McMansion. And since when did King become a man?
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    @ shinola's post

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Oh come on......they aren't THAT bad imho. I can kinda dig the huge basket. Original. Interesting.
    I agree! It is programmatic architecture at it's best. I love this kind of thing-it expresses the company perfectly..and it is not ugly. It is fun driving down a road and seeing something like this, like "Hey, I am hungry, lets stop and get something to eat at that giant five story hamburger down the road!"
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Most of these buildings are interesting to look at from a design standpoint.

    But this building is just ridiculous.
    NO! It is interesting and fun! They also have giant apples and other stuff on the grounds of the place. Where is your sense of humor?

    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I hate it when you get all MALE. That is clever and refreshing. Plus,I love baskets anyway. Knock it off or I'll swat you. It suits a basket making firm. I could see your point if it housed-say-the New York Giants.
    Exactly. Well said.

    Also it is well known that the ugliest building in the World is the old Soviet Headquarters building in Kaliningrad(Formerly Konigsberg, Germany) Russia. Look it up..if you dare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    I think the average suburban McMansion beats a lot of those buildings for sheer godawulness.

    Damn this one is particularly heinous.
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