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    Default Amy Winehouse

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    Amy Wino got shot up in London tonight, but not with the stuff the kind of stuff that makes you run through the streets nekkid screaming "Blaaaaaaake." No, Wino decided to get injected with a legal substance this time around. Wino now has a luscious pair of swollen labia lips on her mouth to go with her new DDD crack rocks.

    Wino's transformation into one of England's most pristine and fresh spring flowers is almost complete. Once she trades in her ballet slippers in for a pair of exquisite lucite heels, and her crackhive in for a free clinic punch card, she'll be ready to become Chapter President of the Empress of Lucite club. Yes, Wino is on her way. Our little Crackie is growing up. I am so proud.

    it was difficult to decide whether this should go here or under "just plain scary". what is up with those painted on nose freckles?
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    i can only laugh.
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    Painted goddamn freckles. Really, Amy?
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    I love it.. she's trading one addiction for another. Drugs, then booze, now plastic surgery
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I love it.. she's trading one addiction for another. Drugs, then booze, now plastic surgery
    exactly what i was thinking.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Those aren't freckles, they're dots.

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    Does she own only one pair of shoes?

    No wait, she probably has a few extra pairs of the same shoes.

    I'm not convinced about the PS. Did she admit to it? Because to me it just like she's pursing her lips or something.

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    she should wax those sideburns
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    the freckles must be fake at least?

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    Best use of a brown sharpie ever.
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    Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Best use of a brown sharpie ever.
    And that's saying something. Babyface makeup tutorial in 3...2...1.
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    the freckles are an old brigitte bardot trick. it supposed to make u look young and carefree. bardot learned it from her then-husband gunther sachs. i'd have to say winehouse is one of the biggest wastes of talent out there. shame.

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