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    Smile Mmmmmmm

    Nice body , nice package the cross dressing is a turn on
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    You could bounce a quarter off his ass. I would prefer regular updated photos of him over Kardashian or LeMann. He rocks it!
    I call first to get in line and bounce that quarter.


    *bounce, bounce, bounce*

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    This post is safe for work, but the tumblr and Vimeo links are definitely NSFW.





    Sunday, August 19th 2012
    Hot Slut Of The Day!




    Pavel Patel, a Russian unicorn who is made up of 50% muscles and 50% glitter, and makes the stars over Moscow cry tears of diamond dust when he flexes the eight packs on his ass cheeks while posing for the people. Finally, some real talent, natural beauty and sexiness around these parts!
    Ever since Pavel Patel was the star of a CAPTION THIS contest in June, hos have been leaving drops of sequins from my e-mail inbox to the front of his NSFW (but oh-so-safe for your soul) Tumblr and Vimeo pages. My eyeballs have spent many a mesmerizing hour on the Russian PP's Tumblr House of Fabulousness, because it has everything you need. It has hard man tits, a pom pom peen cover (aka the official uniform of Scientology's man cheerleaders), exquisitely crafted heels, a luscious beard and a humongous uncut corn dog peen that is so large it looks like it should be lying in a buffet tin marked: GIANT CABBAGE ROLLS, EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK. PP's crotch sausage is so big that my eyes gagged a little.
    Besides being a beauty of the Internet, Pavel Patel is a DJ and a European treasure who is single-handedly beautifying the streets of Russia by sashaying around in nothing but platform heels and wigs that Nicki Minaj wishes she owned. Pavel Patel is like Rainbow Brite as seen through the brown eye of John Travolta. Bitch is EVERYTHING.
    And I hope that as I type this, Pavel Patel is scaling down a prison wall on a gold rope while wearing a camouflage jock strap, camouflage nipple tassles, lucite heels and a purple unicorn mane for whipping the prison guards as he tries to FREE PUSSY RIOT!



    (Thanks, Laura and Frederic)




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    Seriously, this guy inspires me to start working out something major.
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Just a warning. Don't go to his tumbler unless you want the VERY NSFW version pop up at you first thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Just a warning. Don't go to his tumbler unless you want the VERY NSFW version pop up at you first thing.
    Oops, I forgot about the links within the article! Thanks OS!
    Gross, put it away. You could dress beautifully but you gotta be Miss Granny Panty Whore.
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    ^Orange, you know everyone's off googling that now?
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    I seriously love this guy, he's obviously got an amazing sense of humor.
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    I was about to post about him in the hot guys section but I see there is already a thread about him. He is super hot and he seems to be really funny. I'd do him.

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    His physique is unreal. Amazing bod.
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    He also looks good when he's dressed like an average Joe:






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    Okay. He looks a freaky LOT like my husband in the face, lol! Not so much in the body Neither of us have the patience to be anywhere near that fit.


    He is hilarious and gorgeous. I WANT MOAR!
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    ^^ Most pics can't be posted here because his (very nice) dick is hanging out.

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    Well Be Still My Heart, Clutch the Pearls, and DAMN Why didn't I see this thread before?! Beautiful face, body, and pe- um, yeah, a beautiful body! If I looked like that, and had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, I know I'd be walking around half-naked ALL the time too.
    Lenny and Seth82 like this.

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    I can't believe we are getting to know him, its so weird. His pics are frigging gold but yeah, what a miraculous body.
    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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