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    I once received a Remington 12-guage shotgun for my birthday. Not romantic but it came in handy.
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    My FIL always buys my MIL these horrible, cheesy, nasty sweatshirts from the mall that say "World's Greatest Mom." I told my hubby if he ever came home with one of those shirts for me, I'd cut his pecker off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    My FIL always buys my MIL these horrible, cheesy, nasty sweatshirts from the mall that say "World's Greatest Mom." I told my hubby if he ever came home with one of those shirts for me, I'd cut his pecker off.
    Really! What nerve!
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    MrAO used to work in the construction industry so I would often get the gorgeous freebie teeshirts he received "Mine's A Makita!" or "Bosch Boy" or "UK Concrete Contractors Annual Conference 1997"
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    My husband likes to buy me office supplies. Sigh.
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    ^^ LOL! Are you sure he's not pinching it gradually over the year from work? I'd be suspicious
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    my worst gift was a pair of earings a 5 year old would wear. they were enameled bumble bees. i was 20 years old.

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    maybe not the crappiest gifts ever, but...hard to get excited about.
    grilled cheese sandwich maker (a frying pan worked just fine for me, never used it)
    fry daddy
    mickey mouse earrings at 43 yrs. never worn
    paper shredder
    Nicest gift I got was a bathrobe (Large, I'm not a large) that I left at his apartment when we broke up.
    Tickets to a sporting event would have made my Christmas, but that would have involved spending more that $25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    ^^ LOL! Are you sure he's not pinching it gradually over the year from work? I'd be suspicious
    Ha! No, because he has a fetish for collegiate office supplies. Like right now he's getting a PhD and he keeps bringing me things from the school bookstore. Besides, I would recognize the stuff from his workplace, so I think he knows better.

    He used to get his little sisters notebooks and pencils and such for Christmas every year--they hated it. He also wrapped the stuff horribly. The first year he took me home to his family at Christmas, I helped him choose presents for the girls (sweaters, jewelry) and wrapped the things for him. They were like "Whoa, who wrapped these? These are, like, real presents ... I guess she's the one."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
    my worst gift was a pair of earings a 5 year old would wear. they were enameled bumble bees. i was 20 years old.
    I would totally wear these!

    (Sorry you didn't like them, though.)
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    A "Fargo" snow globe. It shows the woodchipper scene and when you shake it, tiny bits of blood and viscera go everywhere instead of snow.

    Come to think of it, that was probably my best present ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    MrAO used to work in the construction industry so I would often get the gorgeous freebie teeshirts he received "Mine's A Makita!" or "Bosch Boy" or "UK Concrete Contractors Annual Conference 1997"
    For real?? Swag? Oh, A*O. I may have to amend my previous post!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    A "Fargo" snow globe. It shows the woodchipper scene and when you shake it, tiny bits of blood and viscera go everywhere instead of snow.

    Come to think of it, that was probably my best present ever.
    We have one of those in the office and I absolutely love it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    A "Fargo" snow globe. It shows the woodchipper scene and when you shake it, tiny bits of blood and viscera go everywhere instead of snow.

    Come to think of it, that was probably my best present ever.
    That is the coolest thing ever. I want one!
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