Thong = weirdness. The glass silk-flower-holder thing = piece of crap.
My only complaint is that every year, someone in my horde of in-laws gets me a hat, and they never fit. I have a deceptively large skull and have to wear men's hats. So I now have seven or eight hats that don't fit me but that I can't really get rid of, either, because they came from "family."
I try to hint here and there that I have a giant head and can't wear regular-size hats, but it never seems to work. And I don't feel comfortable telling the gift giver that the hat didn't fit.