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    Omg, could her hair look anymore fake?

    She looks like the bride of wildenstein
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    I have never laughed so hard! When I got to the part where she was in "prison" 17 days with LICE and being forced to appear in court in an unaccessroized prison suit & fainted from her 104 fever AS SOON AS THE PRESS WAS LET IN! OMG! I doubt she is finished-that judge will end up dead with spike heel marks all over is back!
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    ^ yeah and she wouldnt let them take her picture in the jail b/c she didnt want it to compromise her image and its like, bitch your image was compromised back in 87' when you made that freak video from trash-hell! crazy bitch!!

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    ROFL this was soooo funny. Gem after hilarious gem.

    My favorite part: "Notice the slit?"

    Heeeee!!

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    I just watched part 2.

    "Meet my cat, Snow. I'm starving!!" LMAO! I thought she was going to eat the poor cat.

    Some of her nutritional advice is downright criminal: Women should cut down on milk products, that's how you avoid getting cellulite. Remember NO MILK PRODUCTS!


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    omg this is ridiculousness

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    Did anyone else click on the Jill Abbott/Young and the Restless clips too? She's wearing the same clothes from her 'Welcome to My Home' on the TV show! That red dress with the 'dramatic neckline' makes a cameo- hilarious!

    I totally need to get a string to wrap around my forehead next time I go to the gym. And shiny lycra... must get some lycra.
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    ^ Yeah i had to watch those! I can't believe she was even employed for so long she's just about the worst soap "actress" i've ever seen in my life! and i've seen 'em all; she's just ridic!

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    I can't believe she kept that hideous gold dress from the show and put it in her closet.
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    I can't believe I wasted 20 minutes watching this pablum. I have to wonder who the target market for this video was for--possibly uneducated dullards living in the middle of nowhere who call soaps "daytime drama". Her outfits were barf-tastic, and that fire-engine red lipstick was repellent. She actually was pretty despite those hellacious costumes and heavy makeup. That bleached blond mop she's sporting nowadays should be attacked with a saw.

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    This stuff is gold, I love it

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    ^ i know me too!

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    I love how she was giving fashion tips that would help everyone- female or male, per her words. What dudes wanna watch her dig through her lucite accessorie drawers? Drag queens? And that's even an insult to drag queens.
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    Did you notice the helpful shot that clearly illustrated how to quickly and easily grab the correct set of red boots from an organized shelf? Helpful, you know, when you don't know which of the 30-some pairs of identical red boots will complete your look. Or when you don't know how to pick something up off a shelf...

    God I love this crazy bitch!

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    I kind of liked the clear Lucite drawers, but then I am scatter-brained and disorganized, so they might actually help me.

    I'm still in shock over the barf-tastic wardrobe. I know it was the 80s, but even back then nobody in their right mind would have gone sashaying to the supermarket or to the mall in any of those wacky ensembles she modeled. Loved her Deep Thoughts on fashion, too: "When you're shopping, you will be drawn to what you like". Who'da thunk it?

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