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    ^^tell me about it!! I'm reading Lust, and this shit is priceless!!

    My mother caught me, fucking the dog in the living room!! Now she wants me ,or the dog to leave the house by tommorow !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    ^^tell me about it!! I'm reading Lust, and this shit is priceless!!

    My mother caught me, fucking the dog in the living room!! Now she wants me ,or the dog to leave the house by tommorow !!!
    That is a tough call!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    She told me my cum was "tasty, but chewy". What the fuck? Now I need a second opinion.

    Getting over you was like amputating my leg with a fork. Or having your best friend die. But I did it, and now I can finally fuck your best friend. Freedom.
    so that's what braveheart was about?

    I masturbate everyday and when my wife catches me I mix my sperm in food that I cook for her. She has never given me oral, but she doesn't know I feed her my juice.
    Ah, trust, marriage and jism spiking the food...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I wish that humans could become pregnant with kittens as well as babies. Shorter pregnancies, easier births, no worries about how to pay for college. I would gladly take care of every kitten we created together.

    And thus begins the life of crazy cat lady
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    How about this one?

    I was caught masturbating in class in the 7th grade. Everybody told me I was a fool to do it but the risk just spurred me on. I got in a lot of trouble. Had to go to counselling and my parents -- I thought they were going to kill me.

    Classic.

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    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. There are some fucked up people out there. Glut is also my fav.
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    I do payroll for my husbands job, but I pay the guys less and charge them deductions almost every week, so we can have more money... because I love to go shopping.

    This is bad, really bad what a bitch.
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    The tv pilot I'm working on had a table read today so they ordered chinese food. I'm normally good with portion control but you gotta realize I work 12-hour days during which I don't get a lunch break and live on stale crap I forage in the office kitchen. It was sooo good to eat actual meal-type food again it gave me spurting quadruple orgasms just to eat this chinese food. I can't even tell if it's good or not. Veggie lo mein, garlic string beans, fried tofu, brown sauce on mo'-fuckin everything. My eyes were bigger than my stomach. I ate so much. I feel like a blood-engorged tick and am gonna have an apocalyptic case of the farts later. I regret nothing!

    OMG! I'm addicted to this site!
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    am about 30 pounds overweight at 145. Yet, I cannot stop eating! This is what I have consumed yesterday: two double cheeseburgers, one mcchicken, an apple pie, medium fries, medium coke, can of vanilla coke, two hot pockets, a can of pringles, 4 servings of alfredo fettucini, a can of red bull, two pieces of rice crispies squares, and chocolate cake. I'm going to gain 10 pounds from yesterday.
    When I was in first grade, I was in a class with a fat girl that used to buy ice cream everyday at lunch. One day I realized that she kept her lunch money in her locker. So, I started stealing the extra dollar she had for ice cream, everyday. She was too fat for ice cream and it pissed me off that her parents were condoning her obesity, by giving her extra money. Besides... how stupid, to keep putting her money in her unlocked locker.
    I'm too lazy to move most of the time so I just piss in a bucket. Or if I do get to the bathroom I piss in the shower. I love myself.
    These are my favorites so far. I like the "Sloth" section.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. There are some fucked up people out there. Glut is also my fav.


    Whoo! Me too..... <<wipes away tears of laughter>>

    I always feel much better about myself after reading these. Makes me feel almost normal!

    When I'm taking a crap in a public restroom and someone comes in. I make loud, straining noises and cough and hack up phlegm to try and provoke a reaction from them. I always fuck it up because I start laughing my ass off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I wish that humans could become pregnant with kittens as well as babies. Shorter pregnancies, easier births, no worries about how to pay for college. I would gladly take care of every kitten we created together.

    And thus begins the life of crazy cat lady
    ^^^ LOL! And this is her friend's confession:-

    My friend is turning into a "cat lady" and I don't know how to tell her.

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    Sometimes when I'm alone in bed, i'll fart underneath the covers then pull them over my head. I hate the smell, but I can't seem to get enough of it. I'm lactose intolerant, but yesterday I had 4 glasses of milk just so I could smell my own farts. I almost passed out, but it was great. I'm gonna do it again tomorrow. yummy

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    Oh shit, I'm back and crying already!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Oh Lord, I think I've found a way to waste even more time on the internet! Thank you Easter Bunny!
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by *trina* View Post
    Sometimes when I'm alone in bed, i'll fart underneath the covers then pull them over my head. I hate the smell, but I can't seem to get enough of it. I'm lactose intolerant, but yesterday I had 4 glasses of milk just so I could smell my own farts. I almost passed out, but it was great. I'm gonna do it again tomorrow. yummy


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