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    OMFG, this is hilarious! I do have to say he has some nice renaissance artwork, but they are overpowered by the monstrosity of gold all over the place.
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    ok, what species is he? And what species is he looking for?

    He looks like a hedgehog, or some member of the rodent family?
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    That's definitely not where he lives...

    I think that's a museum or something, and he might be a security guard or something.

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    What exactly is he trying to say in this picture, that marble is easily cleaned?!?





    And is that a fruitcake sitting on the coffee table???
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    I thought it was a sheetcake myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KristiB View Post
    LOL I was trying to find the original site. No luck but I did find this ad with one of the funniest misspellings ever!

    Looking for a Russian gal in USA

    Looking for a Russian gal in USA - 42 (USA)
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    I am looking for a Russian gal or from other countries around Russia for a LTR. I prefer her to be already in USA. Unless she has the finances to travel to USA.

    I am 42 years old. I have never been married. I am a christian so I am still a virgin. I am going to college now for nursing that is why I can not travel. I like hiking, repelling, gardening and fishing. I am a on time and neat person. I save money when I can. In movies I like action movies best but I will watch others if they are good. In music I like rock and pop music. I can speak some Russian. I can also make some Russian food.

    I want a gal that is a virgin and a christian. I live in a small town in a rural area so if she is used to big city life we would not match.

    This is exactly how I imagine a serial killer to look like

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    Why is all of the cabinets empty? No sheets etc...on beds? He is posing-probally a real estate agent that lives with mom taking pics in a clients house...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    That's definitely not where he lives...

    I think that's a museum or something, and he might be a security guard or something.
    I believe that also..
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    I dunno. I've never seen bathrooms like that in a museum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I nominate Nicole (armed with roofies) to be our undercover investigative journalist.

    Uh, thanks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I dunno. I've never seen bathrooms like that in a museum.
    its probably a palce turned into a museum or something...

    i dunno i dont see a phone, tv, book ANYTHING!

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    I am just happy i am old and certainly not a virgin,i might be tempted..
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    i can't decide which one of these is my favourite:



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    Quote Originally Posted by KristiB View Post

    OMG, it's Stephen King!

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