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    I don't know if he's gay. Do we have any teenaged virgins on the site who will volunteer to find out? He has lovely mattresses.

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    Oh, c'mon now...it's not THAT bad...









    if he lived in the 1700's, that is.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    This guy is repulsive. I'm sure there are hundreds of ladies just lining up to get to him.

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    No way in hell.

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    Why does it look like he's posing with tacky rented furniture and why I get a chester the molester vibe from him?

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    Oook I think he's like a caretaker of the abadoned house/museum seriously can anyone really live there?

    I could pass for a teen, but a virgin... IDK he's dumb enough I could probably fake it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    I don't know if he's gay. Do we have any teenaged virgins on the site who will volunteer to find out? He has lovely mattresses.
    I nominate Nicole (armed with roofies) to be our undercover investigative journalist.
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    What a creep.
    It's weird how he poses in each room, it's probably not even his home.

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    And you just know he has a micro penis.

    I don't think that's he house. He's in a tacky hotel somewhere.
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    Yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of teenaged girls who've saved their virginity that are going to be willing to give it up to this asshole.

    Line starts to the left.

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    Since he's wants them young, his chances are better. I don't think he'll have any problems finding some girl whose parents are willing to sell their daughter to him. Think of all the women from Eastern Europe come to the US as mail-order brides for men who are far more repulsive and with a lot less money.

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    LOL I was trying to find the original site. No luck but I did find this ad with one of the funniest misspellings ever!

    Looking for a Russian gal in USA

    Looking for a Russian gal in USA - 42 (USA)
    Reply to: pers-gphfx-1131991995@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
    Date: 2009-04-21, 6:32AM MSD


    I am looking for a Russian gal or from other countries around Russia for a LTR. I prefer her to be already in USA. Unless she has the finances to travel to USA.

    I am 42 years old. I have never been married. I am a christian so I am still a virgin. I am going to college now for nursing that is why I can not travel. I like hiking, repelling, gardening and fishing. I am a on time and neat person. I save money when I can. In movies I like action movies best but I will watch others if they are good. In music I like rock and pop music. I can speak some Russian. I can also make some Russian food.

    I want a gal that is a virgin and a christian. I live in a small town in a rural area so if she is used to big city life we would not match.


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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    And you just know he has a micro penis.

    I don't think that's he house. He's in a tacky hotel somewhere.
    OMFG one of my clients had a micro penis. It was shocking and I felt bad about joking about it with a friend because he was a really nice man.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    39!?!?!? MY ASS!!!

    Well, my ass really is 39

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    He could be 39. People age fast up there, with the cold, vodka, and fear.

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