Valuable household and fashion tips

**VeraGemini** · February 1st, 2012, 02:08 PM

SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.

**lurkur** · February 1st, 2012, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by VeraGemini

SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.

Those are for when you need an angel at the top. I get the pre-winged kind to save myself the trouble.

**Icepik** · February 1st, 2012, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by VeraGemini

SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.

Tampons are the way to go...

Tampon Angels

**Jezi** · February 1st, 2012, 04:14 PM

^^OHGODWHY

There are other gems on that site:

**Sleuth** · February 2nd, 2012, 02:13 AM

OMFG! It's bad enough that it's a tampon earring but adding red colouring to it... Really? WHHYYYYYY????

**Jezi** · February 2nd, 2012, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Sleuth

OMFG! It's bad enough that it's a tampon earring but adding red colouring to it... Really? WHHYYYYYY????

" These tampon heart earrings display both your romantic sentiments and your menstrual pride"

**Sleuth** · February 2nd, 2012, 02:47 PM

Oh well that's ok then.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · February 2nd, 2012, 03:46 PM

Every last tip is stupid and some are nasty in my opinion, besides the tennis ball massage.
The one chick with the eggs better hope they don't crack. Then she'd be smelling like eggs. P U!

**sluce** · February 2nd, 2012, 03:53 PM

*smh*

**Kat Scorp** · February 3rd, 2012, 01:07 AM

Maybe Darwin was wrong?

**Jezi** · February 3rd, 2012, 06:22 AM

^^ Survival of the craftiest?

**Brookie** · February 3rd, 2012, 06:30 AM

Look at it this way: when Aunt Flo comes for a visit, you have a couple of spare tampons on you.

**Novice** · February 3rd, 2012, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

Every last tip is stupid and some are nasty in my opinion, besides the tennis ball massage.
The one chick with the eggs better hope they don't crack. Then she'd be smelling like eggs. P U!

They're hard boiled? She's going to eat them anyway?

**Kittylady** · February 3rd, 2012, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Trixie

Are you sure these tips aren't from the Onion or a similar gag site?

I've spent enough time in places like doctor's/hospital waiting room with nothing but a supply of shite magazines like Chat and Take-a-Break to know that these tips pages are sad but true.

As for sanitary towel tips, I remember hearing that some sci-fi geeks use them to line the inside of fake Klingon heads and the like to soak up sweat while they wander about conventions in full fancy dress.

**SHELLEE** · February 3rd, 2012, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

As for sanitary towel tips, I remember hearing that some sci-fi geeks use them to line the inside of fake Klingon heads and the like to soak up sweat while they wander about conventions in full fancy dress.

Now this is hysterical.