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    SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

    I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraGemini View Post
    SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

    I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.
    Those are for when you need an angel at the top. I get the pre-winged kind to save myself the trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraGemini View Post
    SOS pads on the CHRISTMAS TREE?

    I guess we should be glad they weren't the other kind of pads.
    Tampons are the way to go...

    Tampon Angels

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    ^^OHGODWHY

    There are other gems on that site:





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    OMFG! It's bad enough that it's a tampon earring but adding red colouring to it... Really? WHHYYYYYY????
    Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleuth View Post
    OMFG! It's bad enough that it's a tampon earring but adding red colouring to it... Really? WHHYYYYYY????


    " These tampon heart earrings display both your romantic sentiments and your menstrual pride"

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    Oh well that's ok then.
    Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

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    Every last tip is stupid and some are nasty in my opinion, besides the tennis ball massage.
    The one chick with the eggs better hope they don't crack. Then she'd be smelling like eggs. P U!
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    *smh*
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    Maybe Darwin was wrong?
    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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    ^^ Survival of the craftiest?

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    Look at it this way: when Aunt Flo comes for a visit, you have a couple of spare tampons on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    Every last tip is stupid and some are nasty in my opinion, besides the tennis ball massage.
    The one chick with the eggs better hope they don't crack. Then she'd be smelling like eggs. P U!
    They're hard boiled? She's going to eat them anyway?
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Are you sure these tips aren't from the Onion or a similar gag site?

    I've spent enough time in places like doctor's/hospital waiting room with nothing but a supply of shite magazines like Chat and Take-a-Break to know that these tips pages are sad but true.

    As for sanitary towel tips, I remember hearing that some sci-fi geeks use them to line the inside of fake Klingon heads and the like to soak up sweat while they wander about conventions in full fancy dress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    As for sanitary towel tips, I remember hearing that some sci-fi geeks use them to line the inside of fake Klingon heads and the like to soak up sweat while they wander about conventions in full fancy dress.
    Now this is hysterical.
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