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    ^^It makes you wonder when some of these idiots even debunk the theory of gravity.

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    unfuckingbelievable! i don't know whether to laugh or cry or scream at these quotes.
    I did all three, and now I have a headache.

    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Made me literally laugh out loud, as well as the "becoming one flesh" means face to face with no body parts sticking out.
    That was my favorite! I literally laughed til I cried on that one

    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    ^^It makes you wonder when some of these idiots even debunk the theory of gravity.
    Yes, that was the first time I ever heard of "the gravity myth"

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    Athiests as a Majority

    This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END

    Scary, isn't it?

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    .... i'm not sure what to say.

    ... I'm really not. I just..

    *
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Well, it left Grimm speechless. That's saying something.

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    I went through each and every one of them.. the sad part is, I could refute each one right off the top of my head.. and that these idiots can't even manage to figure out how wrong it is even after they think about it for a long time.

    Jesus christ, either I'm einstein or people are way way WAYY more stupid than I ever suspected.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    My husband thought it must be satire, but really, it takes a special kind of stupidity to come up with some of these things. A special kind of very profound stupidity.

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    I couldn't get through them all. I'm already pulling my hair out with the few I did read. What fucking idiots. I don't even know what to think. Gah!

    *But the "gravity myth" was fucking hilarious!
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    There are some twisted people about

    *If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
    like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?


    ..........................................

    Most female rape victims often bring it on themselves

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    What do doctors who perform abortions deserve?)

    I vote death.....


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    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

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    "sins committed while still inside the womb" - what . the . hell??
    The baby was probably playing with the umbilical cord and had fun

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    some of these seem like they must be satire

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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    WTF???? Are these really for real, or made up, because they are so extreme they are hilarious. How come we don't speak monkey? Made me literally laugh out loud, as well as the "becoming one flesh" means face to face with no body parts sticking out. Seriously, isn't this satirical?
    the monkey one had me laughing like crazy. gawd people can be stupid
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    Good grief. Those are hilarious, but they also upset me. FYI: There are some of us who are religious/spiritual who are not batshit crazy.

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