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    the only person I have hidden was some assclown who got a Barack Obama tattoo on his forearm, some quote of his.

    I pointed out that the guy probably should have waited to find out if Obama was going to be a good president, and not some hideously maligned, spit on caricature like Jimmy Carter.

    He and all his friends were INCENSED, and how dare I, and that was really rude..

    I'm like.. are you for fucking real? ITS A PERMANENT TATTOO. What are you, 12?

    I blocked them all after that. Mindboggling.
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    I'm really liking the photo-posting competition going on between two of my married but recently split FB friends with pics featuring them and their brand new flavors of the week/month/year.

    And teen drama is always either hilarious....or really, really annoying.
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    ^ people are so lame, i dont even post pictures anymore, really whats the point. i just dont care, i dont look at anyone elses shit and thats it. the internets dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ^ people are so lame, i dont even post pictures anymore, really whats the point. i just dont care, i dont look at anyone elses shit and thats it. the internets dead.
    Whatever, Prince.
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    dead! dead i said!!

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    I feel sorry for people whose only activity on Facebook is Mafia Wars and Farmville.
    I feel sorry for myself for even being on Facebook in the first place.
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    ^ me too, i fucking hate it. only thing i use it for now is to see who's bday's coming up of anyone i give a damn about.

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    I stopped giving a damn about anybody's birthday outside of my immediate family and deactivated my Facebook account about a month ago. Problem solved.
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    I hate the single friends who are so desperately fucking searching for LURVe and mostly they wind up as drunken one night stands and then come and cry/post on facebook about how horrible it is to be such a desperate whore.
    Second most hated posters are the moronic middle aged housewives who post about being BFFs with their fucking teenaged children. Desperately clinging to the youth that left them looooong ago. They also post pictures of themselves getting hammered with said teenaged children and their children's teenaged friends - and in one case they were all getting hammered together at the memorial (cheap ass bonfire at their house) for one of the teenaged friends who had died the week before while drunk driving! Shedevil can vouch for both these types of friends.... since she's fb friends with them too....
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    well i got about 100 birthday wishes, i feel so special thanks facefuck!

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    ^ Congrats on the birthday wishes Alice. I have to admit - it's kind of fun to get posts on your birthday.

    I can't stand the mundane crap that some people post. And the stupid thing is that they get all these responses back. "Hooray - it's the weekend!" or "I'm making chicken for dinner" or "My kid is the best kid ever" will get 20 responses and I'll post something serious like the Gulf oil spill or an animal rights issue and get one response, usually from my husband.

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    yeah i feel bad cuz i stopped checking in on FB a long time ago

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