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    Those are good!

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    Hmmm.... those really did make me think.. now my head hurts... but thanks for the good laugh..

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    Cool thread

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    Default The question is why?

    The question is why?

    Why, in these hectic times, it is so hard to take the time to answer the following valid questions.

    WHY does it take less time for a pizza to reach your home than an ambulance?

    WHY are there parking spots for the disabled at skating rinks?

    WHY do people order a double cheeseburger, big fries and finish off with a Diet Coke?

    WHY do we buy hotdogs in 10 dog packages and buns per 8?

    ALSO, have you never wondered:

    WHY women can't apply mascara with their mouths closed?

    WHY the word 'abbreviation' is so long?

    WHY, in order to exit Windows, you have to click the start button?

    WHY there's no cat food that tastes like mice?

    WHY there's dog food with 'new and improved taste'; who demanded and tested that?

    WHY they steralize needles for euthenasia?

    WHY don't they make planes out of the same indestructable material as black boxes?

    WHY, if flying is so safe, are the airport rooms for passengers called 'Terminals' or 'Departure' halls?

    WHY do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Other mysteries:

    When man discovered you can milk a cow, why was he fondling the cow in the first place?

    How does one know if a word is mis-spelled in a dictionary?

    Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes instead of letting them aboard the ark?

    Why don't sheep shrink when they're out in the rain?

    How do I get rid of my old boomerang after I've bought a new one?
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    I'm gonna suck the fun right out of this:

    WHY does it take less time for a pizza to reach your home than an ambulance?
    Generally speaking it takes 30-40 mins for a pizza to get to you. Ambulances take far less unless you live in the boonies or there is unreasonable traffic.

    WHY are there parking spots for the disabled at skating rinks?
    cuz gimps like to watch people skate on their working legs and hate on them.

    WHY do people order a double cheeseburger, big fries and finish off with a Diet Coke?
    Some people prefer the tate of diet, even big fatties.

    WHY do we buy hotdogs in 10 dog packages and buns per 8?
    .. so you'll buy more of both.

    WHY women can't apply mascara with their mouths closed?
    because opening the mouth helps open the eye wider, but chicks only wear makeup cuz they're ugly anyway.

    WHY the word 'abbreviation' is so long?
    because it's also a descriptor. Idiot.

    WHY, in order to exit Windows, you have to click the start button?
    because you want to start exiting. You hit the log off/turn off button under THAT menu. You don't log off/turn off by hitting start, retard.

    WHY there's no cat food that tastes like mice?
    How do you know, ever eaten a raw mouse and then gobbled some dry cat food to note the difference?

    WHY there's dog food with 'new and improved taste'; who demanded and tested that?
    dogs that turned their nose up at it.

    WHY they sterilize needles for euthenasia?
    .. cuz they're reused and not sterilizing them is a health hazard if someone gets poked.

    WHY don't they make planes out of the same indestructable material as black boxes?
    Because the plane would weigh 50 times what it does already and wouldn't get off the ground. There would also be no fuel, passenger seating, avionics...

    WHY, if flying is so safe, are the airport rooms for passengers called 'Terminals' or 'Departure' halls?
    .. would you prefer a start button?

    WHY do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    So they don't bonk their head till they hit their target.

    When man discovered you can milk a cow, why was he fondling the cow in the first place?
    Probably saw the calf sucking on them and knew how women's boobs worked and a lightbulb went off?

    How does one know if a word is mis-spelled in a dictionary?
    because dictionaries have editors.

    Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes instead of letting them aboard the ark?
    how did a senior citizen build a boat big enough to hold 2 of every animal? Did it take into consideration that insects account for 80% of all biomass on the planet? It's a fairy tale, idiot.

    Why don't sheep shrink when they're out in the rain?
    because their wool isn't woven into thread that can retract.

    How do I get rid of my old boomerang after I've bought a new one?
    .. break it.
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    This is sooo true!

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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    HAHAHA these are great

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    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Do not agree.

    I do it with my mouth closed.

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    These are great, the mascara one is so true!
    Life is what happens to you
    While you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

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