how did we let this thread die?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??