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    this was posted on my facebook by a dumbass with like 6 kids by 3 different dads, little late for that shit ain't it
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    ^ Deep in the throws of true love I once thought to myself, 'wouldn't it be romantic and beautiful and shit if [husband] was the only man I'd ever slept with? Why couldn't I have just waited until I found him?'.

    Then I thought, 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!'
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    This one was posted by a woman on her 4th husband. And I know from her own status updates that she, too, spells "going/gonna" as "gone."
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    Hmm, I could have sworn I wrote "throes" instead of "throws". I DO know the difference - I blame the drink!
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    I figured you guys met in a judo class.
    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

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    Believe it or not, it was a guy who shared this on facebook.


    Respect a girl ♥♥( Must Read And Share) ♥♥

    A girl always expects this kind of guy into her life.. ♥♥♥

    When she pushes u or hits u with a pillow cause she
    thinks shes stronger than u,Grab her and don’t let go..

    When she’s quiet
    Ask her whats wrong..

    When she ignores u
    ... Give her ur attention..

    When she pulls away
    Pull her back..

    When u see her at her worst
    Tell her she’s beautiful...

    When u see her start crying
    Just hold her and don’t say a word...

    When u see her walking
    Sneak up and hug her waist from behind..

    When she’s scared
    Protect her..

    When she teases you
    Tease her back and make her laugh..

    When she doesn’t answer for a long time
    reassure her that everything is okay...

    When she looks at you with doubt
    Convince her up..

    When she says that she loves you
    she really does more than u can understand..

    When she grabs at your hands
    Hold her’s and play with her fingers....

    When she tells u a secret
    keep it safe and untold..

    When she looks at u in ur eyes
    don't look away until she does

    When she reposts this bulletin
    she wants u to read it.

    - Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything♥
    - When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go♥
    - When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her♥
    - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her alot!
    -Treat her like she’s all that matters to you ♥
    - Stay up all night with her when she’s sick ♥
    - When she feels jealous,dont fight,try to understand instead..♥
    - Give her the world. ♥
    - Let her wear your clothes ♥
    -When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her♥
    -Let her know she’s important.♥
    - Don’t talk about other girls around her♥
    - Kiss her in the pouring rain♥
    - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
    “Who hurt my princess ♥...?"

    Respect a gal because she is the one who leaves her entire world and tries to make u happy! ♥ ♥
    Not exactly love advice, but one of those "girls are so special" posts that many of friends shared on facebook.

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    Puke
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    ^Seriously. I literally started to become nauseated reading both of those.

    That second one about girls being special, um, don't guys do that shit too?
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    If I was a guy and had to do all that bullshit, I'd swear off relationships.

    I've never chewed out a guy so hard as when this dude called me "princess"
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    ^Seriously. I literally started to become nauseated reading both of those.

    That second one about girls being special, um, don't guys do that shit too?
    Come on now. Don't ruin it for the girls with the special snowflake syndrome.

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    Two gems for today:



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    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

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    It's like the have 'the brain worms'.
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    Do it anyway

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    Urgh, a number of my FB friends are teens (because of wee sis and I'm an old lady student, nothing weird!) and this shit is constant. My faves are the melodramatic cryptic status updates though, such as "i really don't care if the truth is going to hurt me, it's much better that than being lied to." or "Don't you just love making effort and getting it flung back in your face? My fave." and hundreds of people like it.
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    The Respect A Girl is like dating Ross Geller.
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    The person I know on fb deleted it so I can't repost it but it said:

    she is BROKEN

    because she BELIEVED
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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