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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Not pinterest, but Facebook. I may puke.

    Why Women are special ..(read this complete )

    Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."

    She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the
    next day's lunches.

    Rinsed out the bowls, took vegetable out of the freezer for morning, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and
    bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the
    next morning.

    She then ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

    She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

    She emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.

    She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

    She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

    She signed a birthday card for a friend, Addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick
    note for the grocery store.

    She put both near her bag.
    Then she washed her face,
    put on her moisturizer,
    brushed her teeth.....

    Husband called out,
    "I thought you were going to bed."

    "I'm on my way," she said.

    She put some water into the dog's dish, then made sure the doors were locked.

    She looked in on each of the
    kids and turned out their
    bedside lamps and radios,
    and had a brief conversation with one kid who is still up doing homework.

    In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day.

    Said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. about that time,

    Husband turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular.
    "I'm going to bed."

    And he did... without another thought.

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    Haha! That's us, but I do all that shit because if I don't it won't get done, not because of anything exceptional.... Mind, MrN is usually asleep when he sat down by that point...
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    Holy shit that makes me want to puke. From rage at the thought that this chick didn't think to put half the effort she puts into doing everything at home, into training her family of assholes into helping out!
    Yeah but no. Nearly every friend I talk to says it's like this. I get that it's off-putting and ridiculous to bask in martyrdom but this shit is real--the burden of this family fairy tale falls on the woman, she never gets any help and is expected to not complain about it. Yes, asking for help is complaining, or nagging or some other such nonsense. Fuck that. I don't think it's productive to send out this annoying message of "look at me and worship me for how much of a hero mom I am and don't complain (but really am complaining)"--but seriously, men need to man-up and contribute a LOT more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Yeah but no. Nearly every friend I talk to says it's like this. I get that it's off-putting and ridiculous to bask in martyrdom but this shit is real--the burden of this family fairy tale falls on the woman, she never gets any help and is expected to not complain about it. Yes, asking for help is complaining, or nagging or some other such nonsense. Fuck that. I don't think it's productive to send out this annoying message of "look at me and worship me for how much of a hero mom I am and don't complain (but really am complaining)"--but seriously, men need to man-up and contribute a LOT more.
    In our case I work a "normal" job but MrN is self-employed & works 12 hrs a day or more; if he isn't gets call-outs in the middle of the night. If not, he'd be helping (and does when he can - he's a dab hand with a vacuum cleaner!)
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    It's kind of like that with Blix and I, too. There are definitely things he does, but I'm only in school half the day and he works a full day plus he has an almost hour long commute each way, so a lot of the household chores are mine.

    The chores are pretty even on the weekends, though. He's not just going to sit there and watch while I do everything
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Some of these are old but still funny.


    22 Things Boys Do That Girls Shouldn't Love


    According to thingsboysdowelove and justgirlythings, girls really love the little things boys do for them. They shouldn't.posted on March 27, 2013 at 6:06pm EDT
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    1. When boys have that perfect smile...



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    2. When boys have blue eyes and dark hair...



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    3. When he smiles at you in the hallway...



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    4. When boys make the first move...



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    5. When boys have the most gorgeous eyes...



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    6. When the boy you like is taller than you...



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    7. When boys smile at you mysteriously...



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    8. When boys hug you from behind...



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    9. When boys are kinda shy...



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    10. When boys can cook...



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    11. When boys smile at you mysteriously...



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    12. When boys can sing...



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    13. When boys play the guitar for you...



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    15. When boys give you cute nicknames...



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    17. When boys notice you...



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    18. When boys give you presents...



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    Gwar LOL!
    Gross, put it away. You could dress beautifully but you gotta be Miss Granny Panty Whore.
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    Amanda Bynes should join Pinterest. She has a lot to teach us!

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    That half smile one has been redone with James Holmes and Eric Harris too. So if anything, half smiles are now therefore a big red flag. Though pretty much everything on that list is a red flag. I literally cackled at 'shy' Hitler.
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    I also hitler cackled I have to say though I'd much rather be called Boo Boo Kitty Fuck than some of those annoying cutesy nicknames
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    That's fuckin' hilarious!

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    Ha! I was winding the Bloke up over the phone the other week and called him sweetiepops to annoy him. How the hell was I supposed to know that he had their new engineer in the car with him or that he was on the hands free setting? Serves him right for not immediately warning me that he wasn't alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Yeah but no. Nearly every friend I talk to says it's like this. I get that it's off-putting and ridiculous to bask in martyrdom but this shit is real--the burden of this family fairy tale falls on the woman, she never gets any help and is expected to not complain about it. Yes, asking for help is complaining, or nagging or some other such nonsense. Fuck that. I don't think it's productive to send out this annoying message of "look at me and worship me for how much of a hero mom I am and don't complain (but really am complaining)"--but seriously, men need to man-up and contribute a LOT more.
    but they're not going to do it unless women make them. i look at some of my friends, and my sister - they all work full time just like their husbands/boyfriends and yet they still do the vast majority of the work at home. why? because they can't put up with mess or with shit not getting done the minute they want it to be done, or exactly how they want it to be done, and so their boyfriends/husbands have figured it out that if they just don't do what they're supposed to do, their wife/girlfriend will whine for 5 minutes but then she'll do it and they're off the hook.
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    I do more housework but then I work less (temping while trying to pin down something full time). If we were both clocking the same hours every month then I'd expect and demand that he did more but as it is I think it's pretty fairly split.
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    ^^^^
    yeah, that seems fair. what kills me is seeing all these women working just as hard as their partners and still doing all the work at home. just stop doing it! or stop caring about the mess. i know i'd much rather live in filth than have a clean house but be full of suppressed passive-aggressive rage
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    Not me. I can't live in filth or even constant mess. If another adult human or kid for that matter, can't pick up a dirty dish or sock or wipe a spill, they can sleep out in the yard like a dog. At least that's what I threaten. Took me years to get to this point too because I didn't want to come off like a nag, so I just took care of it, but yeah, the seething passive aggressiveness showed up so I got bossy instead.
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