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There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
Yeah but no. Nearly every friend I talk to says it's like this. I get that it's off-putting and ridiculous to bask in martyrdom but this shit is real--the burden of this family fairy tale falls on the woman, she never gets any help and is expected to not complain about it. Yes, asking for help is complaining, or nagging or some other such nonsense. Fuck that. I don't think it's productive to send out this annoying message of "look at me and worship me for how much of a hero mom I am and don't complain (but really am complaining)"--but seriously, men need to man-up and contribute a LOT more.
It's kind of like that with Blix and I, too. There are definitely things he does, but I'm only in school half the day and he works a full day plus he has an almost hour long commute each way, so a lot of the household chores are mine.
The chores are pretty even on the weekends, though. He's not just going to sit there and watch while I do everything![]()
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There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
Some of these are old but still funny.
22 Things Boys Do That Girls Shouldn't Love
According to thingsboysdowelove and justgirlythings, girls really love the little things boys do for them. They shouldn't.posted on March 27, 2013 at 6:06pm EDT
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1. When boys have that perfect smile...
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3. When he smiles at you in the hallway...
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4. When boys make the first move...
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5. When boys have the most gorgeous eyes...
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6. When the boy you like is taller than you...
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7. When boys smile at you mysteriously...
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8. When boys hug you from behind...
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9. When boys are kinda shy...
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10. When boys can cook...
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12. When boys can sing...
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14. When boys look at you and smile...
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15. When boys give you cute nicknames...
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16. When boys are older...
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17. When boys notice you...
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18. When boys give you presents...
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20. When boys do that adorable half smile...
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21. When boys bury their face in the curve of your neck...
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Gwar LOL!
"AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."
Amanda Bynes should join Pinterest. She has a lot to teach us!
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That half smile one has been redone with James Holmes and Eric Harris too. So if anything, half smiles are now therefore a big red flag. Though pretty much everything on that list is a red flag. I literally cackled at 'shy' Hitler.
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
I also hitler cackledI have to say though I'd much rather be called Boo Boo Kitty Fuck than some of those annoying cutesy nicknames
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Ha! I was winding the Bloke up over the phone the other week and called him sweetiepops to annoy him. How the hell was I supposed to know that he had their new engineer in the car with him or that he was on the hands free setting?Serves him right for not immediately warning me that he wasn't alone.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
but they're not going to do it unless women make them. i look at some of my friends, and my sister - they all work full time just like their husbands/boyfriends and yet they still do the vast majority of the work at home. why? because they can't put up with mess or with shit not getting done the minute they want it to be done, or exactly how they want it to be done, and so their boyfriends/husbands have figured it out that if they just don't do what they're supposed to do, their wife/girlfriend will whine for 5 minutes but then she'll do it and they're off the hook.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I do more housework but then I work less (temping while trying to pin down something full time). If we were both clocking the same hours every month then I'd expect and demand that he did more but as it is I think it's pretty fairly split.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
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yeah, that seems fair. what kills me is seeing all these women working just as hard as their partners and still doing all the work at home. just stop doing it! or stop caring about the mess. i know i'd much rather live in filth than have a clean house but be full of suppressed passive-aggressive rage
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Not me. I can't live in filth or even constant mess. If another adult human or kid for that matter, can't pick up a dirty dish or sock or wipe a spill, they can sleep out in the yard like a dog. At least that's what I threaten. Took me years to get to this point too because I didn't want to come off like a nag, so I just took care of it, but yeah, the seething passive aggressiveness showed up so I got bossy instead.
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