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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    .... But only after he's smacked you in the face...
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    And you need to remember that for when it comes time for her to report you to the police.
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    This one made me bust out laughing! (NSFW ish)












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    Her ass looks like it's going to EAT ME D:
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by chartreuse View Post



    more...


    I'm good at remembering things. I remember every time he's pissed me off, every time I've found boxers on the kitchen floor instead of in the laundry basket, every time I've gone to the fridge and found that a huge block of cheese has mysteriously evaporated during the night YET AGAIN and every comment that he's made that came out wrong (or so he says) over the last decade or so. And they are all carefully filed away for future use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyME54 View Post
    This one made me bust out laughing! (NSFW ish)











    Oh good grief!

    I didn't see this one posted.



    Not only is that an illogical recipe for becoming a doormat, it's wordy as fuck.


    ETA

    OMFG, shoot me now!

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    That's fucking lunacy.
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    Jesus Christ I thought I was schmaltzy, these are ridiculous. And dumb. At least I'm not a dummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I'm good at remembering things. I remember every time he's pissed me off, every time I've found boxers on the kitchen floor instead of in the laundry basket, every time I've gone to the fridge and found that a huge block of cheese has mysteriously evaporated during the night YET AGAIN and every comment that he's made that came out wrong (or so he says) over the last decade or so. And they are all carefully filed away for future use.
    I must have killed off too many brain cells because I barely remember anything about my exes, other than the really bad stuff. Maybe I have a smaller capacity or my memory is crammed with other more important information like Buffy episode titles and the Suri babydaddy timeline, but fucked if I'm going to waste valuable space on idiots I hardly think about anymore.
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    ...you realized that they don't what?








    Isn't Kid Cudi the one that kept dating Amanda Bynes? So he doesn't want to marry her and he doesn't want them shacking up and he doesn't want her to realize that men are assholes?



    And I don't even get this one.

    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Stick figures like who they're facing. Basically, it's some asshole who has labeled himself a "nice guy" trying to rationalize why the women he is attracted to want nothing to do with him. Somebody's added the quiet girl and the cat since I last saw it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post


    Is that from non-co-dependants therapy?
    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I must have killed off too many brain cells because I barely remember anything about my exes, other than the really bad stuff. Maybe I have a smaller capacity or my memory is crammed with other more important information like Buffy episode titles and the Suri babydaddy timeline, but fucked if I'm going to waste valuable space on idiots I hardly think about anymore.
    I think that Kitty is referring to her current, not the ex.
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    This came with the following heartwarming text:
    "A Father gives his daughter this ring for her 16th birthday (when dating is officially allowed) to wear on her left ring finger--to remind her that she will always be HIS little Princess first-- and to remind her to only date boys who will treat her like a Queen--the way her Heavenly Father sees her!! LOVE THIS!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Stick figures like who they're facing. Basically, it's some asshole who has labeled himself a "nice guy" trying to rationalize why the women he is attracted to want nothing to do with him. Somebody's added the quiet girl and the cat since I last saw it.
    Ugh, that makes sense. And with the explanation, it sucks even more than I thought it did to begin with. If you take the cat and quiet girl out of it, it kind of makes more sense, but still....


    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post

    This came with the following heartwarming text:
    "A Father gives his daughter this ring for her 16th birthday (when dating is officially allowed) to wear on her left ring finger--to remind her that she will always be HIS little Princess first-- and to remind her to only date boys who will treat her like a Queen--the way her Heavenly Father sees her!! LOVE THIS!"
    It almost sounds like that ring comes straight from God himself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Is that from non-co-dependants therapy?
    I would hope so. I seriously wanted to hit something when I saw that one.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Same friend who posted the other day just posted this.


    You guys know I have my own issues with feminist extremism, but, uh, NO. Not even close.
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    I actually watch Red Eye sometimes, I don't know why. I don't agree with the statement there, but he always has a sort of stand up comedian tongue and cheek schtick about him which makes me wonder if he meant that completely seriously. But regardless I guess the person who posted it means it literally?
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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