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    What did Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common?

    They both got some bad crack...
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    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

    a pilot, you racist bastards
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    About ten years ago my then-70 year old boss told this one at our company Christmas Luncheon at his private club that only recently allowed women to join (can you say conservative?). All of our key suppliers and clients were there.

    Three black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said "I'm going to wear pink panties for the flight"

    "Why are you going to wear that" the other two asked

    "Because if the plane goes down and I'm out there lying in a corn field, they're going to find me first"

    The second lady says "Well I'm going to wear fluorescent orange panties so they can find me first"

    The third lady says "I'm not going to wear any panties"

    The other two ask why not

    "Because they always look for the black box first"

    Then the religious guy in our office led everyone in a prayer before lunch was served.
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    Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
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    I lost two things today. My virginity...


    ...and my job at the morgue.
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    This was a joke I read in National Lampoon Magazine when I was a kid, and it was described as the one joke to not tell your girlfriend's parents when you meet them the first time:

    A long time ago, there was this man known as Philip the Pus Sucker. He was known as that because, for money, he would help people suffering from boils, cysts, and oozing wounds by sucking the pus out of them.

    One day, he is contacted by a woman who has a horrible, gigantic boil between the cheeks of her ass. She can't sit, she can't move her bowels. She is in terrible discomfort.

    So, Philip starts working on the boil. He is sucking away, with great difficulty because the boil is so large and thick.

    Suddenly, the woman lets out a massive fart that blasts Philip in the face, practically blinding him.

    Instantly, Philip pulls his head from between her cheeks, stands up and yells, "Lady, please don't make my job disgusting!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
    Ah, I love this because that's NOrthwestern's football coaches name (Pat Fitzgerald) and I always call him Gerry Fitzpatrick when I'm in Evanston.

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    What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?


    quatro cinco...

    sorry beeyotch!!!
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    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    I cared when my computer crashed
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