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    i so want the maggie thatcher nutcracker.
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    The wine bottle cheese platter is cool actually!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    A local gift store has a book on the history of farts. Now, that's tacky. I suppose it could be fun for the right person, but I don't know anyone I could give that to.
    Actually that would be the perfect book for my father-in-law. Or any of his 4 brothers.

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    I bought my boss a Hilary Clinton nutcracker. He thought it was hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Actually that would be the perfect book for my father-in-law. Or any of his 4 brothers.
    For future reference:

    Amazon.com: Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart: Jim Dawson: Books
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    Jingle Jugs Animatronic Singing Dancing Boobs


    Product Features
    • The Trophy Rack He's Always Wanted! What is it with these Jugs
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    ^^^ We have a winner! Tackiest ever.
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    Where's the tacky fleece Grimm got for Xmas last year? with wolves and crap on it? (Or did I dream that...)
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    Why do I get the feeling that this is the type of stuff they sell on that SMC infomercial with Mr. Bosley from Happy Days?
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    Hey, Paula Deen was using a pair of those glasses just this morning! Her guest said they worked so I was wondering about getting a pair, lol!

    I don't see anything wrong with the wine bottle platters. Glass is glass and it's already in a nifty design, lol.
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    I ordered one of these recently (at my son's insistence) to give to my 19 y.o. BIL on his next birthday. He's not a big farter or anything, we just thought it would be a cute gag gift:

    Amazon.com: Fanny Bank Funny Farting Ass Crack Coin Drop Bank: Toys & Games

    Product Description
    Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)

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