ROFLMAO a brown guy i work with pointed this out! HAHAHAHAAs a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.
It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
^It's so true! I admit that I've gotten offended on behalf of someone else.
A lot of that list really does apply to me and to most of the people I know. It's cute!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Oh man, truer words were never spoken. Getting offended is like air to white people.
After today, I have another to add to the list (if it's not there already, can't remember).
Bungee Cords. Black man who needed one of these to secure and haul away stuff bought at my garage sale, to my husband: "I knew you'd have one....white guys always have bungee cords!"
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I love how black people say whatever the hell they are thinking, my mom is black also and someone came up to her told her that her hair was fake.. Always kills me when white people ask her if she was wearing a hair weave.
Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference
OK, that one had me screaming with laughter. That's half the attorneys I used to work with. Made a difference my ass.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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