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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    That site is great!! How about teeth whitening...a lot of white people are really into it!
    Ooh yeah. Good one.

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    As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

    It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.
    ROFLMAO a brown guy i work with pointed this out! HAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    ROFLMAO a brown guy i work with pointed this out! HAHAHAHA
    OMG, this very thing happened to me when I went to visit friends in Vancouver, BC a couple of years back. LOL.

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    ^It's so true! I admit that I've gotten offended on behalf of someone else.

    A lot of that list really does apply to me and to most of the people I know. It's cute!
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Oh man, truer words were never spoken. Getting offended is like air to white people.

    After today, I have another to add to the list (if it's not there already, can't remember).

    Bungee Cords. Black man who needed one of these to secure and haul away stuff bought at my garage sale, to my husband: "I knew you'd have one....white guys always have bungee cords!"
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    I love how black people say whatever the hell they are thinking, my mom is black also and someone came up to her told her that her hair was fake.. Always kills me when white people ask her if she was wearing a hair weave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    This blog has become a huge hit and you will see why. Everything on the list is totally true


    Full List of Stuff White People Like « Stuff White People Like
    You're late!

    I thought about making a 'Stuff West Indian People Like' but I'm too lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    yeah, i think my list would be shorter if i picked the ones i don't agree with. i so fit the stereotype it's not even funny
    yeah I'm not even bothering to make a list. After 6 years of university and now working as a lawyer, I fit the white middle class wanker stereotype too well.

    My inner working class bogan is crying itself to death in shame.

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    Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference

    OK, that one had me screaming with laughter. That's half the attorneys I used to work with. Made a difference my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsMarsters View Post
    I love how black people say whatever the hell they are thinking, my mom is black also and someone came up to her told her that her hair was fake.. Always kills me when white people ask her if she was wearing a hair weave.
    My gay brethren do the same thing, especially when it comes to fashion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    shut up.

    Here ya go, hon.

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    I'd add mayonaise to that list...

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