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    I'm so glad I created this thread.

    Boogs I'm not a size queen, I prefer average so more positions can be attempted. I've only slept with one American (I know, this saddens me also) and he was average to small. Not girthy at all. I provided the condoms though so luckily for Ohio he isn't bringing the average down.
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

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    I think we can all agree the biggest dicks on earth reside in Washington DC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I'm drunk, so here goes.

    Do any of yall lurk and/or post on ONTD? I lurk, but don't post, but I LIVE for their cock posts. It's like they have this huge population of virgins, that are the world's biggest size queens. I literally made an account just to post, that an aroused female's vagina only extends to nine inches, anything bigger than that, then the poor dude is a whirlygig. Granted, I asked for a couple of "courtesy stitches" after giving birth, but damn, those heffers have no spatial ability..AT ALL. Obviously they have never had sex, because who here would rather die, than have a 15min cervical beating. Their penile views are skewed, therefor invalid. These people are looking at dicks, that I would give my left tit,to get up in there, and they are all "it's so small", bitch please, your pussy would gag on that.

    I have said enough, BUT ONTD virgins are nutters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    YES!!!!!!! Size DOES matter. I am a reformed slut, as in I have fucked 51 guys, so 51 penises, have visited my Gertie. I know what she can handle, but a horse-sized dick isn't one of those things (though I CAN shoot cherries out of her like a fucking pinball machine, but THAT is a different thread).

    Anyhoo, size DOES matter, at least in terms of logistics and anatomy and physiology, And with the fervor I am attacking this thread, I apparently need to see some new junk.
    ahhhh woohooo??
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    The only reason Mississippi is smallest is because like only two people in the entire state bought condoms last year (which is what the study is based on) Dont believe me? Check pregnancy/STD rates......
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I'm so glad I created this thread.

    Boogs I'm not a size queen, I prefer average so more positions can be attempted. I've only slept with one American (I know, this saddens me also) and he was average to small. Not girthy at all. I provided the condoms though so luckily for Ohio he isn't bringing the average down.
    so, there IS something wrong with Ohio wang? I KNEW IT!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    It was attached to a lovely man! He just wasn't blessed in the package department

    eta: hope you're enjoying my festive avatar Melanie
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I'm not hungover, but feel free to quote.
    No hangover? Lucky!

    Thing for me, I had a 1-nighter with this (small part - more of that later) actor dude. Once I'd discovered that it was smaller than my finger I kind of really didn't find him as attractive any more. I'm not a size queen but who wants to date a guy with a miniture dick ?
    i'm not sure if he wanted it to be more of a I- nighter but he looked a bit shocked when I didn't ask for him number etc the next morning. Hahshahaha. Glad he didn't because "yeah you can have my number when all of your anatomy is adult-sized" might have hurt his feelings....
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    It was attached to a lovely man! He just wasn't blessed in the package department

    eta: hope you're enjoying my festive avatar Melanie
    sure I am!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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