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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I know we lie to be kind, but size DOES matter. I laugh at, and pity precious twats who go "ew" at the idea of a 10in dick. I wish.....
    A*O, didn't you read what boogs wrote? the vagina only extends 9 inches, not 10. please keep up, or I worry you will end up with a bruised cervix!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I know we lie to be kind, but size DOES matter. I laugh at, and pity precious twats who go "ew" at the idea of a 10in dick. I wish.....
    YES!!!!!!! Size DOES matter. I am a reformed slut, as in I have fucked 51 guys, so 51 penises, have visited my Gertie. I know what she can handle, but a horse-sized dick isn't one of those things (though I CAN shoot cherries out of her like a fucking pinball machine, but THAT is a different thread).

    Anyhoo, size DOES matter, at least in terms of logistics and anatomy and physiology, And with the fervor I am attacking this thread, I apparently need to see some new junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter7 View Post
    A*O, didn't you read what boogs wrote? the vagina only extends 9 inches, not 10. please keep up, or I worry you will end up with a bruised cervix!
    It's true. Fully aroused, 9in or so, is the length of an aroused vagina. I will admit, that I am slightly icked out, that from point A to point B, that Gertie gets that long. It is almost a foot for goodness sake.

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    I thought the title had to do with men who were assholes. Not literal dicks.
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    I would suggest dick pics, BUT that is frowned upon. Why is that frowned upon btw> Like I'm the ONLY one who ponders was Mo is packing, or who has a pristine vulvular region....

    Here is a pic of mine btw

    It a jungle in there!! Notice the big cavernous opening. I'm a size queen and things have got to far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    YES!!!!!!! Size DOES matter. I am a reformed slut, as in I have fucked 51 guys, so 51 penises, have visited my Gertie. I know what she can handle, but a horse-sized dick isn't one of those things (though I CAN shoot cherries out of her like a fucking pinball machine, but THAT is a different thread).

    Anyhoo, size DOES matter, at least in terms of logistics and anatomy and physiology, And with the fervor I am attacking this thread, I apparently need to see some new junk.
    Have they relaxed the slut-threashold recently? 51? Is that it????

    But it while you're on a roll I want to know about the cherries!!!


    BTW I love re picture but have no clue how it relates to anything else here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Have they relaxed the slut-threashold recently? 51? Is that it????

    But it while you're on a roll I want to know about the cherries!!!


    BTW I love re picture but have no clue how it relates to anything else here....
    The picture is in regards to my cavernous vagina, seeing as how 50 dicks have been up in there. I wanted a pleasant picture, of a whore's cavernous twat (plus they always tell you not douche, so as to not fuck up a vagina's flora and guess what, there is hella fauna in that pic).

    About the cherries...

    I used to be able to rocket launch cherries out of my twat, I got at least 10ft on occasion.

    As a PSA: Kegels..keep a cooter tight.
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    I am VERY disappointed that a legit dick thread, is only two pages long. The virgin size queens at ONTD put yall to shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I have fucked 51 guys, so 51 penises, have visited my Gertie. I know what she can handle, but a horse-sized dick isn't one of those things
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    The only reason Mississippi is smallest is because like only two people in the entire state bought condoms last year (which is what the study is based on) Dont believe me? Check pregnancy/STD rates......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    The only reason Mississippi is smallest is because like only two people in the entire state bought condoms last year (which is what the study is based on) Dont believe me? Check pregnancy/STD rates......
    And they were probably 12 year olds just practicing.
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    I declare this one of the best threads ever.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Hon, when you're hang-over is over I intend to ask if I can quote you for my siggy.
    I'm not hungover, but feel free to quote.

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    Also, they're probably too fat to see their dicks to properly measure them in Mississippi.
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    god, this thread is Epic. I can barely type as Boogs' posts are making me piss myself.
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