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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Why do I click on these threads? You lot need to toughen up and spend a couple of weeks in the bush with an outside dunny.
    LMAO my grandparents' outside thunderbox has an assorted variety of spiders, plus a python! My godmother came shooting out of there with her knickers around her ankles; no one warned her. There's a pic of me - age 3 - playing with one of the python babies. But I was shit scared of all the daddy-long legs in the dunny.

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    Ironically enough, Mrs Mohandas and I were looking for a missing cable remote tonight (once again, in the family room) and she said, "You've got to look in the corner, there is a spider nest that will freak you out." I grabbed the flashlight and shined it where she had pointed, and there as this big web, that had a spider resting in it, along with either four wrapped-up insects, or four eggs. I went to the garage and blasted it with about 7 seconds of Hot Shot Spider Killer. Tomorrow, I'll pull all stuff away from the wall and vacuum up the web.
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    Spider man!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Ironically enough, Mrs Mohandas and I were looking for a missing cable remote tonight (once again, in the family room) and she said, "You've got to look in the corner, there is a spider nest that will freak you out." I grabbed the flashlight and shined it where she had pointed, and there as this big web, that had a spider resting in it, along with either four wrapped-up insects, or four eggs. I went to the garage and blasted it with about 7 seconds of Hot Shot Spider Killer. Tomorrow, I'll pull all stuff away from the wall and vacuum up the web.
    but most spiders are harmless, and even beneficial. Why kill it? you could have just relocated the spider outside if it was bothering you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    but most spiders are harmless, and even beneficial. Why kill it? you could have just relocated the spider outside if it was bothering you.
    Because a spider once shot my daddy. And stole my first girlfriend.
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    Why do you all assume that every spider is lying in wait to jump on you? They're not, unless you go poking them maybe, but I live in Spiderland and none of the spiders in my house ever come near me.

    And I always check my boots and gardening gloves.
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    A spider once stole my credit card and ran up $300 in on-line porn charges.

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    Shit I can blame that on spiders? Maybe I'll stop killing them then.

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    I just watched this and screamed

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    Spiders aren't scary to me... although, that big, hairy thing they ran out of might freak me out a bit. What is it??

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    it's their legs.
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    I can't watch. The comments in this thread are enough to creep me out. Nope, can't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Because a spider once shot my daddy. And stole my first girlfriend.
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    A spider once stole my credit card and ran up $300 in on-line porn charges.
    lol this shit cracked me up! Ya'll can think I'm a mean sorry mofo if you wish but if it is a bug it dies in my house, specially spiders. I don't play and offer them a way out I fucking kill them and then cry because I know their friends are gonna come get me. I usually try to get the boy to come kill them but he is a worse arachnophobe than I am so I am usually by myself on the spider hunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Why do you all assume that every spider is lying in wait to jump on you? They're not, unless you go poking them maybe, but I live in Spiderland and none of the spiders in my house ever come near me.

    And I always check my boots and gardening gloves.
    Not in my house. I'm telling you, they climb the wall, cross the ceiling and drop on me. In the last few years, I've had two or three on my person! I don't even kill them. And they still fuck with me. They know I'm terrified of them, they can smell my fear, I'm sure of it
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    The only spiders safe in my house, are the ones that live in a forgotten corner and are so very small. I call them cobweb makers. I will let them live if I come across them because they runaway from me and not at me like the grusome ones will.

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