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    OMG! These are hilarious.

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    Funny

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    Last edited by Lobelia; July 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 AM.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    ^hotlinker!
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    Holy hot links!
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    expection? Not a word I'm familiar with.
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Love those,Penny!!
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    Well dammit. I'll fix it.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    I had the Slayer one as my FB avi for a while





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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I'm also curious how they discovered the cat's name was Mustache.
    Maybe the cat had a collar and it said Mustache? My brother found a dog named Snow, it's not like the dog told him, whoever had dumped the poor thing had been dumb enough to do so leaving the collar with the dog's name and owner's and vets phone number and everything on it.

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    I love how Rick Santorum NEDS to come out of the closet. Learn how to spell so we can have a good laugh at your graffiti.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    Picture I took a few years back. Cropped the kids out.

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    I think this is my fave...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    twitchy molests my signature!

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    ^ They could have at least said "please".
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    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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