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    Yeah this whole thread is why I don't do puppies or kids. Can't handle that shit. After my well-mannered dog dies, I suspect I might lose my shit with his replacement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    This same cat will also do her best to eat any cut flowers that come into the house, including the red roses I was given one Valentines Day. It's not even like she's underfed or not getting enough vitamins in her diet because I'm always cooking extra vegetables for the cats to enjoy. She's just a glutton and the reason why I can't have pretty greenery.
    One of my cats does this as well. I occasionally will purchase some cut flowers to place around the house. Inevitably, Jasper will walk up to the vase, try to pluck out one flower to go futz around with it, and knock the entire vase over. I come home to dead flowers scattered about, and a flood from the water. Little fucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    One of my cats does this as well. I occasionally will purchase some cut flowers to place around the house. Inevitably, Jasper will walk up to the vase, try to pluck out one flower to go futz around with it, and knock the entire vase over. I come home to dead flowers scattered about, and a flood from the water. Little fucker.
    My older cat does this. But then he'll go and barf it up somewhere like the kitchen table or countertops.
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    Just like to say that everytime this thread pops up, I have read the title in a different way. Shit my parents ruined...Shit my pants...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    My older cat does this. But then he'll go and barf it up somewhere like the kitchen table or countertops.
    That's gross but easy to clean. Mine try and dump it on bedspreads and carpets. I hear the little bastards doing their warning 'hyuck-hyuck' noise and dash to put a piece of newspaper underneath them only for them to back up and off it at the last possible second to leave a slimy mess on the carpet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    That's gross but easy to clean. Mine try and dump it on bedspreads and carpets. I hear the little bastards doing their warning 'hyuck-hyuck' noise and dash to put a piece of newspaper underneath them only for them to back up and off it at the last possible second to leave a slimy mess on the carpet.
    Oh how I hate the 'hyuck-hyuck' noise!!!
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Just like to say that everytime this thread pops up, I have read the title in a different way. Shit my parents ruined...Shit my pants...
    I KEEP reading it as "shit my pants"..
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    Merry Christmas to the Cat Puke Cleaning Squad.

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