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    i will not have these things come out of any holes of my body, god kids can be messy
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    I have a 10 & 8 year old. they have never pulled any of this shit. Ever.
    Yep. Mine are 6, 3 and 1 and I never leave them in a situation to make this kind of mess. Y'all might hate children but it's the parents who are at fault for not paying attention. I mean, a little scribble on the wall is one thing, the rest of this shit is entirely different.

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    Mine have never ruined shit like this. Like I said, one of mine got into a jar of nutella once but all that really did was make for some interesting diapers I think as long as you're aware, things like this rarely happen.
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    Need to minor edit. Mine are now 12, 9 and 2. The 2 year old wrote on my couch with magc marker. It came out with Spot Shot and I threw all markers away that were in my house. The 9 year old sliced up a 4 inch section on thearm of my leather office chair. I took his birthday money to buy a new chair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Need to minor edit. Mine are now 12, 9 and 2. The 2 year old wrote on my couch with magc marker. It came out with Spot Shot and I threw all markers away that were in my house. The 9 year old sliced up a 4 inch section on thearm of my leather office chair. I took his birthday money to buy a new chair.
    Handled perfectly, IMO My kids are 8 and 10 and the only thing they did that comes close is when my son scribbled on his face with a black marker when he was 3.
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    My 3 year old niece is spending the week with me and one of her Christmas presents from me was a Disney Princess table that comes with 2 princess chairs and some dry erase markers... she's suddenly become obsessed with drawing herself a red Hitler mustache every damn time she's at that table. I would beat her but its so damn funny! And she will try to lie to you like the mustache is invisible (or is it invisbale).. "Malia, have you been drawing on yourself again?" her "no, me ain't."
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    Fuck yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    My 3 year old niece is spending the week with me and one of her Christmas presents from me was a Disney Princess table that comes with 2 princess chairs and some dry erase markers... she's suddenly become obsessed with drawing herself a red Hitler mustache every damn time she's at that table. I would beat her but its so damn funny! And she will try to lie to you like the mustache is invisible (or is it invisbale).. "Malia, have you been drawing on yourself again?" her "no, me ain't."
    Make her stop saying ain't!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post


    Fuck yeah.
    I love this
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    Make her stop saying ain't!!
    There ain't a damn thing wrong with her saying ain't
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