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    I don't know why this tickles me so much but it does.

    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    Had to hit the Walmart market today (hush, I know) for something I couldn't get easily anywhere close.

    This is how you tell you're in Walmart in the South.



    We don't just got chicken gizzards and chicken livers... We got Chicken "Paws".
    There is an Oriental market (it's called Oriental Market) I shop at sometimes that sells odd animal parts. I felt dizzy as if I was going to pass out because I'd never seen anything like it. I never walk down that isle anymore. They had chicken heads, pig uterus, pig kidneys, cow snouts with hair still attached, and pints of pig blood. There was a bunch more but I had to leave the area.
    They had chicken feet too, but you can also get chicken feet and gizzards at regular grocery stores and I live in the north east. Hell no would not eat any of it.
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    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

    ***** celeb

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    Hahaha at that Bowling Green song.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I LOVE this.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

    ***** celeb

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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    The coolest bassinet ever!


    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    The coolest bassinet ever!


    Horrifying and funny at the same time. All I see now is Robert Shaw and blood coming out of his mouth. Yikes!
    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    I thought it was a cake?!

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    HWBL, sprynkles and JazzyGirl like this.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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