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    Quite the catch!
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    An Objectivist and a Brony! He must be beating off the women with a stick.
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    First, he has to lure them into the basement.
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    I can't even get my head around that.
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    ^like x eleventy!!! it infuriates me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^like x eleventy!!! it infuriates me!

    Yas!!! I'm always like, "Who the fuck are these people?"
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    ^Or on the other end of the spectrum, those who want a super luxurious mansion on a shoe-string budget, the ones with - mostly - a complaining wife. The minute they step into devalued homes that used to be worth much more than what they're being sold for, they start complaining about everything. Recently updated huge kitchen with all new stainless steel appliances, big island and granite countertops: "Mmmm, yeah, it's okay, but I HATE the color of the granite and the floor HAS to go, it's terrible". Updated bathroom with spa tub, power shower with steamroom function, double sinks and spacious countertops: "It's awful, look at the fixtures! This has to be totally redone." Stuff like that.
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    ^^ My MIL loves those types of shows and I sometimes watch them with her on a Sunday because we like to bitch at the people on them. The ones who say they want to downsize because the kids have left home but still want a minimum of four bedrooms and three reception rooms and perhaps a music room or study and a kitchen that is big enough to keep a pony in and outbuildings and several acres of land, but they can't possibly consider buying house number three because when you stand at the very farthest edge of the property there is a faint whisper of traffic from the country lane three miles away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    ^Or on the other end of the spectrum, those who want a super luxurious mansion on a shoe-string budget, the ones with - mostly - a complaining wife. The minute they step into devalued homes that used to be worth much more than what they're being sold for, they start complaining about everything. Recently updated huge kitchen with all new stainless steel appliances, big island and granite countertops: "Mmmm, yeah, it's okay, but I HATE the color of the granite and the floor HAS to go, it's terrible". Updated bathroom with spa tub, power shower with steamroom function, double sinks and spacious countertops: "It's awful, look at the fixtures! This has to be totally redone." Stuff like that.
    I know! I can't stand those heifers! Those are people with no sense of design or imagination. They also lack appreciation for quality vintage.
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    Now this I like.
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