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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post


    Willie Nelson on Facebook. Caption: Thank you Snoop Dogg for the Christmas sweater!
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    You'd have to be a child of the 70's to get this:

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    ^but Everybody was!
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    Those suckers were fast as lightning too.
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    We fought with expert timing.
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    In the 90's I used to live across the street from someone who cranked that song up and played it A LOT! And only that one song. It always cracked me up and I never did see who it was. Too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    ^That's insanely funny. What language is that?
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    1. Sound up!

    2. Now, after that contagious laugh, why would they let her drive off if she couldn't even stand on her own two feet and why did she think it was a good idea to drive in such slippery conditions?
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    This woman is an inventor, y'all. Listen carefully to the instructions for proper use of her invention:

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    I started yelling at my computer, "NO!!! Just take the damn cheese!!!!" LMAO!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    1. Sound up!

    2. Now, after that contagious laugh, why would they let her drive off if she couldn't even stand on her own two feet and why did she think it was a good idea to drive in such slippery conditions?
    That background laughter was the best! And I assume the roads were nothing like the driveway. It's happened at my house too!

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