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    ^ It took me a while to figure out what that was. First I thought it was a ghost on the tracks. Then heat coming from a vent by the tracks. A good ol' public fart. LOL, ad she just calmly walks away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    LOL! I thought at first, "Why is there a goldfish behind that woman?" And then I realized it was gas.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Lmao^. Chicken flavored vegetarian ham! For some reason I cannot stop laughing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Was that your dinner?
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    That Cosby one! It's amazing how he went from being the Fat Albert guy to Cliff Huxtable to the stuff of nightmares.

    eta I think I'm the stoned person from grey's post because it took me a full minute to get sput's.
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    Wow. Obviously written by a man, or Hilter's mom.
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    or an asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    ^Ugh, months ago someone dropped some kittens off around the corner from our house at a diner. Jimmy would always walk over and feed them. Well the little shits followed him home one day and took up residence at our house. One pregnant teenage cat and 3 kittens later we were able to trap them and have them fixed but they had to be returned to us so now I have a mother, 2 kittens and a teenager all living outside and under my house. My indoor cat who is 12 is so pissed because she looks at them outside the window and is jealous. They are pretty much feral and won't let us touch them yet, but they are so darn cute, black and white with long hair.
    JFC, FML, teenage kitten just dropped 2 about 3 week old kittens at Jimmys feet and took off. Wtf? Bearclaw stole them from somewhere, or they were abandoned. I'm now trying to find someone to take them. He's like the GD animal whisperer. They always find him.
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    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    ^That's a cute name for a cat.
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    Dog with Cattitude.

    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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