Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
Can we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie
Damn dog had to mess up the cats concentration.
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
Bird doesn't want back in its cage. Curses owner the fuck out.
F bombs all over the place
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
I know I heard bird say: Fuck you, asshole. and I will fuck you up! LOL!
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Cats are really just land based sharks in fur coats. - Kittylady