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    He did mention something about a grumpy lawyer...
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    well that would be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    According to that, I had oral sex with a homeless dude.

    That doesn't seem all that farfetched, Diddler.
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    I Spanked a Cop. Rawrrrr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    According to that, I had oral sex with a homeless dude.
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    Me too! Same guy?
    More important question: at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    Can't afford a pedicure either, apparently...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    According to that, I had oral sex with a homeless dude.
    but wait...apparently I mooned him first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    Can't afford a pedicure either, apparently...
    Gross. I didn't notice those crusty toe nails.
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    LOL.

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