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    I love that the storm's name is 'john'.
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    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Clumsy ball boy (he must have smacked that wall pretty hard - even the guy serving turned around to look):

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    Kinda like reverse harassment there. Those guys were good sports anyways.
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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    Layin’ Ted: Woman Who Looks Like Cruz Inks $10,000 Porn Deal

    by Lindsey Ellefson | 12:10 pm, April 25th, 2016


    Well, well, well, what do we have here? Last week, when I brought you this story of a Maury guest who looks just like Ted Cruz, there were plenty of cries of, “Slow news day?” to go around, but lo, I am vindicated! It turned into a big story! It turned into a big, sexy story!


    The woman at the center of the big, sexy story is Searcy Hayes. She is 21 years old, lives in Natchez, Mississippi, and is about to be $10,000 richer. That’s because XHamster, a popular porn website, has offered to pay her that amount for one six-minute scene. (You may know XHamster as the site that stopped streaming in North Carolina to protest what some saw as an anti-trans law in the state. Or, you may know it for some other reason. I don’t care. I don’t judge.)

    Huffington Post caught up with her after she became a big, sexy meme. Here are her thoughts on Cruz:
    I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected.
    They then told her that he is not currently the president, to which she responded that she didn’t know anything about her doppelgänger. Oh well! She doesn’t need to know about him to star in her own feature flick.

    After saying they might pay off their house, buy a truck, or get married, her boyfriend and future co-star Freddie Green said this:
    It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna! I’m with a star.

    We all know how Cruz regards porn stars, so it is unlikely that he will acknowledge this latest development in the sage of his face.
    While you wait for Hayes’ clip to come out, check the video above of her talking to Maury Povich about how her life has changed since determining that Green is her child’s father on Maury and becoming a meme:
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    Layin’ Ted: Woman Who Looks Like Cruz Inks $10,000 Porn Deal | Mediaite

    video at source^


    and Searcy???

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    I don't agree with this at all, but it was funny.


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    Jones BBQ and Foot Massage

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    OMG, please tell me that's a parody and not a real commercial.
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