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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    Oh my god... I was following links hither and yon and came across a board called "Get off my internets." There is thread dedicated to her and her bizarreness. First post... I was roaring!... (And is it ok to post this? For some reason I can't get the link to post...just the content?!)

    I haven\'t seen a topic on her yet, and I\'m sorry if I missed it. She doesn\'t blog routinely, but a few things that irk me:
    1. She always seems to have to be picture perfect.
    2. She has a nanny.
    3. She\'s been pregnant, married, divorced, married, and pregnant again by age 20.
    4. She shouldn\'t look that old. Girl needs to lay off the tanner.

    She just seems to me to have lucked out and found a successful man to pamper her and give her anything she wants. Annoying.

    Here are her blogs (all three)
    The Hatch Family.
    Hey McKi
    Mommy's Little Sunshine
    Seriously, I thought she is in her late 30s!

    So she did a tattoo with her husband. An infinity sign with the word "immer" because that means always in German and that was always their word. It's just... "immer" means always, but not in a "forever" meaning. That would be "für immer". But, it doesn't surprise me haha
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    ^^^^
    the dumb bitch can't even spell in english and you expect her to get her german right?
    seriously, this retard doesn't know that 's at the end of a word doesn't make it plural.
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    This really stuck me as funny....

    The University my daughter attends has a facebook page where students can post about items lost and items found. My daughter sent me this one:

    if you accidentally took a white small womens north face jacket w/ a student ID inside at the (place) today please message me!

    People started responding saying things like;

    what color is the jacket?
    why didn't person who saw her take it, stop her?
    What if the jacket I took belonged to a woman of another race?
    One persons small is another's medium
    and so on... The poor girl who lost the jacket is not getting why they are asking these questions and is getting very frustrated. LOL
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    This girl used something called CandyLipz to make her lips like Kylie Jenner's. Apparently, it is rumored that Kylie uses this device.



    http://www.buzzfeed.com/abagg/this-g...h-a#.pwKqLqnOv

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    funniest thing i've seen on SNL in years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    This girl used something called CandyLipz to make her lips like Kylie Jenner's. Apparently, it is rumored that Kylie uses this device.



    http://www.buzzfeed.com/abagg/this-g...h-a#.pwKqLqnOv
    Why would anyone want to do that to their face? I googled that Candylipz thing and it costs about $200. I'll punch someone in the mouth for $50 for the same results.

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    You're terrible!
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    Wow. This family hired someone to write this and then a production team to produce the invite for their son's Bar Mitzvah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    funniest thing i've seen on SNL in years.


    And so much controversy about it. I thought the same thing, best thing in Years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Wow. This family hired someone to write this and then a production team to produce the invite for their son's Bar Mitzvah.

    holy crap. I don't even know what to say. And the still on the front of the vid makes it look like it will be an exorcism. Curious about the cost.

    Oh and Sorry for double post.

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    I couldn't get half way through that invite. Insufferable.
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    I don't even know them, but I hate them. And he needs a breast reduction.
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    ^Seriously. Hopefully he gets a training bra for a Bar Mitzvah gift. And maybe some shame, too, to share with the whole family.
    Last edited by Brah; March 5th, 2015 at 09:27 PM.
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