All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Adorable 3 year old Taekwondo student goes for his white belt:
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
Target announced they will now have gender neutral signage in the stores, or something like that.... Some people are pissed. So, this guy set up a facebook page posing as Target customer service and trolled the people. It's hysterical! How can I copy the whole article instead of having to insert each photo?
Man Trolls Target's Facebook Page and Shuts down Haters - IAmNotTheBabysitterIAmNotTheBabysitter
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
AND MY GOD THE Riverdance twins had me laughing so hard my face hurts!!!
Target trolling was a freaking RIOT!!!
I need the laughs this morning!! Thanks guys!
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A friend of mine and I share genealogy as a hobby, and one of our favorite things to do is relate census taker's interpretations of names here in the South.
She has a "Waneeter" (Juanita) and I have a "Weeza" (Louisa) which always makes me think of Ouiser from Steel Magnolias.
There was also a Wampohl that turned into 'Wapples' once he got here to the states.
There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
The back story on this video game ("Destiny" which I'd never heard of before) is that you can find and use multiple types of weapons. But the rarest and most coveted is the "Gjallarhorn" - which looks like some kind of mini bazooka. Anyway, these are recordings of people's overwrought emotional reactions to finding this dopey weapon. The best parts start at 3:10.
Jesus that's pathetic. ^^
if you're so incensed that you can't fly your penis in public take it up with your state, arrange a nude protest, go and be the rosa parks of cocks or something - witchcurlgirl
Those are the sounds that emanate from my 14 year-old's bedroom on a fairly regular basis. All manner of shrieks, screams, shouts and whoops with a fair amount of hyperventilation. When they occur just as I'm falling asleep, I curse the X-box gods and damn them to hell for all eternity.
^ Consider yourself blessed. It's so bad at my house I bought these special doors at Lowe's that are supposed to block sound. I had to special order them. They took 3 weeks to come. For those 3 weeks, I was filled with anticipation. I imagined what it would be like to spend a peaceful night, free from the shrieking. I practically counted down the days.
The doors came. My husband put them up. One for my son's bedroom and one for ours.
Alas, the doors do not work as advertised. There is no difference in the volume of the shouting.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
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