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    Because I can't think of where else to post this gem:

    Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against ALL Homosexuals - NBC News

    Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against ALL Homosexuals


    BY M. ALEX JOHNSONA Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.
    In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.



    The suit doesn't cite any case law under which a judge could make such a determination. In fact, it cites no court cases at all, quoting Webster's Dictionary and numerous Bible verses, instead, to bolster Driskell's central contention, which is:
    "That homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet."
    Driskell writes, "I'm sixty six years old, an [sic] I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples [sic] lewd behavior."
    The suit was noticed by several gay activists and writers, including Dan Savage, the advice columnist, who said, "Man, I hope I get deposed!" and Steven Payne, a self-described "gay feller," who wrote in The Daily Kos:
    "Brian (his husband) and I will be liquidating our assets in preparation for a certain loss. We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny. In the meantime, our fear is so great we have ceased and desisted being homosexual."
    Driskell, who's representing herself, didn't answer a call for comment. The court noted dryly that, regarding to the defendants, "No summons [was] issued."
    U.S. DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NEBRASKA CIRCUIT
    The lawsuit against all gays identifies Sylvia Ann Driskell as the 'ambassador' for 'plaintiffs God and His Son, Jesus Christ'



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    "become so compliant to the complicity of " the compliance in which the complicit are compliant in the...where was I?

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    ETA: Whoops sorry, the three pics i tried to post didn't want to show themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    So cute! And only $20? We just bought a bed about an 1/8 of that size and it was $15. And the cat we just inherited never sleeps on it either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    .... And this is why I refuse to spend 80 on a bed for my dog so she sleeps on a 1,500 sofa instead. Who wouldn't?


    but those little bastards are cute as anything!
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    Napoleon the ice-cream-loving cat experiences brain freeze: (I wish I could have the :05-:09 part on continuous loop.....)

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    hahahahaha mo that video is the best. i can't stop looking at it. and it's true too, cats go nuts for ice cream.
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