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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Now that's scary!!
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    Holy Batshit, twitchy! Should have come with a warning!


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    Did I tell you guys that I dreamt about Trump twice?

    First time he turned out to be a reptilian (hey, he does look the part!).

    Second time I learned of my mother dating him in the late 70s.

    What mindfuck...

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    ^Oh gosh... I'm truly fucked
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    That's cute and funny.
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    ^Imagine the swooshing sound as that family walks by.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    ^Imagine the swooshing sound as that family walks by.
    Imagine the fireball if someone dropped a cigarette near them. Between the outfits and the hairspray they'd be vaporized in seconds.
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    Woman Discovers Why You Should Never, Ever Ask The Internet To Help You Photoshop

    http://www.msn.com/en-au/lifestyle/familyandrelationships/woman-discovers-why-you-should-never-ever-ask-the-internet-to-help-you-photoshop/ar-BBDGSWB?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=

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    "Hell is other people" said Jean-Paul Sartre, a phrase that springs to mind whenever one of life's rare idyllic moments is instantly and brutally sabotaged by the mere existence of another human being – in this case, a fat bloke in shorts.


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    Woman Asks Internet To Help Photoshop Engagement Photo, Gets Instantly Trolled


    A happy couple, identified only as 'my best friend's sister and her partner' by a Facebook user called Ashley, were taking the obligatory 'we just got engaged' photograph on holiday - their eyes pregnant with love and hope for the future, their smiles radiant and pure - when some bloke in a camo baseball cap waddled into the background and ruined the shot.

    Hoping to help them out a little, Ashley posted it to The Rising Tide Society's Facebook page with a plea for help.



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    Could someone, anyone, help the happy couple by Photoshopping out the offending photobomber? Woudn't that be a kind and beautiful way to help a young couple celebrate their love?

    It would. Probably. But this here is the internet, and on the internet as in life, hell is other people – particularly bored people who know how to use the cut out tool.



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