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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    This is an actual sign in my hometown right now. Even funnier, its located on the opposite corner of the public library.



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    I NEED bingo weed in my life.
    They should consider having hamburger night the same night as bingo weed night, they'd probably sell more hamburgers...
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    One of my friend's birthday is tomorrow and I'm so gonna put this on his FB wall.

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    What's your new avi greys?
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    **GASP** Seriously?!
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    What's your new avi greys?
    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    **GASP** Seriously?!

    David Bowie
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    Ugh, I can see it now, I just couldn't tell from the computer in the courtroom.
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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    I have heard that you can NOT go a day w/o seeing a cow. Somehow, somewhere.
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    I worked at a temp job once that was near a field where cows were kept and sometimes I'd look up and there would be a cow looking through the window at me. They are so cute!
    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    they are cute. sometimes we drive out to this farmer's market on a dairy farm. after we shop we get an ice cream cone and look at the cows on the grass.
    "The wild, cruel beast is not behind the bars of the cage. He is in front of it."...Axel Munthe

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What a brilliant idea.
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    That cow pic cracked me up. It's so true. "Cows!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    That cow pic cracked me up. It's so true. "Cows!"
    I need greys to explain it to me.
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