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    Can't ruin the finger botox.....


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    ^I'll raise you the smartest cat:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Can't ruin the finger botox.....

    Why do her hands look like Oscar Pistorius' prosthetic blades?
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    I don't know but somebody needs to teach her how this clapping thing works.

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    She looks seriously mentally challenged when she claps.
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    I think it's that big ass ring she's wearing on her right hand which is causing her to clap like a spaz.
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    From Awkward Family Photos:

    A note on the back said "Aunt Velma. 1888. She never married."

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    A note on the back said "Aunt Velma. 1888. She never married."
    I think could also probably safely add:

    "And never even got to first base."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    From Awkward Family Photos:

    A note on the back said "Aunt Velma. 1888. She never married."

    Looks more like an uncle Vester to me.
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    That's pretty sad though.
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    For all we know, maybe she was freaky and loose. I know for years, we thought a great aunt of mine was a closeted lesbian, but come to find out she actually really, REALLY liked men a lot! Some evidence was found that she had many male friends and decided she didn't want to marry any of them, she rather liked her lifestyle better. I guess they just wanted everyone to think she was a spinster because for them, it was worse to be a whore.
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    ^This. We knew a woman who was friends with the family, whom we called aunt. Very intelligent, a professor, who'd never married. Turned out she was like the female equivalent of a sailor: lovers in several major cities. People projected their pre-conditioned ideas of a "normal" life on her, and she had nor did anything they considered "normal": never had a boyfriend (that they knew of), never was engaged, never married, never had children. To them she was always with her nose in her books, getting degree after degree from various universities. Since they didn't see her with women, either, they skipped the usual "lesbian" labeling, instead assumed she was A-sexual. Were they ever wrong!
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    For Aunt Velma to not even have worn a hat here tells me maybe she was the life of a party kind of broad.

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