Random funny shit, part IV

**twitchy2.0** · October 27th, 2019, 07:53 PM

**lindsaywhit** · October 27th, 2019, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

But... what's the use in stealing a police officer's uniform if I can't wear it?

**Witchywoman** · October 29th, 2019, 01:47 AM

After 30 drinks?

**twitchy2.0** · October 29th, 2019, 08:52 AM

**HWBL** · November 2nd, 2019, 05:51 AM

**twitchy2.0** · November 4th, 2019, 01:30 PM

How Pez dispensers were invented.

**Witchywoman** · November 6th, 2019, 10:09 PM

**Icepik** · November 7th, 2019, 12:36 AM

**Witchywoman** · November 7th, 2019, 10:05 PM

**Bluebonnet** · November 8th, 2019, 03:21 PM

**HWBL** · November 9th, 2019, 09:48 AM

**OrangeSlice** · November 12th, 2019, 11:28 AM

I had to send that one to my dad.

**twitchy2.0** · November 22nd, 2019, 03:29 PM

**twitchy2.0** · November 23rd, 2019, 02:24 PM

**HWBL** · November 23rd, 2019, 03:29 PM

From Facebook:

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.