As Canadian as possible under the circumstances
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"What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum
But... what's the use in stealing a police officer's uniform if I can't wear it?Originally Posted by twitchy2.0
After 30 drinks?
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances
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"What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances
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"What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum
Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
I had to send that one to my dad.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances
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"What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances
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"What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum
From Facebook:
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
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