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    ^he's so happy!
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    Perhaps the greatest guest background on the BBC Wales news tonight. Always check your shelves before going on air.


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    I found Naomi Cooper on tiktok & she has a YouTube channel.


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    It might be an English class thing so I'm not sure who else will find it funny....
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    Great sense of humor:
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    ^Make that 70s for me.
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    From Facebook:

    Just got this from my cousin in South Carolina. Hope you enjoy it!
    GOTTA LOVE PA: THIS IS TOO FUNNY
    August 15
    Moved to a new home in Pennsylvania . It's so beautiful here.
    The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly
    wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here.
    October 14
    Pennsylvania is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and
    shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw
    some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most
    wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE.
    November 10
    Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal, hope it will
    snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered
    my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL.
    Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating
    exercise in the cool crisp air.
    November 15 -
    Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
    November 18 -
    Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to
    wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
    November 25 -
    Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves
    and today's final raking it's over for this season. Chiropractor
    suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters
    became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.
    November 30 -
    What the f --k? Where did all of those leaves come from? A little wind last night and the lawn is covered
    again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
    December 12 -
    It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find
    everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We
    went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the
    driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came
    by and we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful
    place. I Love Pennsylvania
    December 14 -
    More snow last night, I love it. The snowplow
    did his trick to the driveway again.
    I Love it here.
    December 19 -
    More snow again last night. Can't get out of the
    driveway to get to work. I'm
    exhausted from shoveling. F---ing snowplow.
    December 22 -
    More of that white sh-t fell again last night. A s if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now
    I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear
    gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished
    shoveling the driveway. The a--hole.
    December 25 -
    Merry Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get
    my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow. I swear
    I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the
    roads to melt the f---ing ice.
    December 27 -
    More white sh-t last night. Have been inside for
    three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes
    through every time. F---ing gloves got wet and then froze
    on my hands. Doctor said it was just a mild case of
    frostbite, disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere,
    car is stuck in a mountain of white sh-t. The weatherman says to expect
    another 10 inches of the sh-t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
    of snow 10 inches is?
    December 28 -
    The f---ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white sh-t. A t this rate it won't melt 'till summer. The
    plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door
    and asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken
    six of them shoveling all the sh-t he pushed into the driveway, I
    broke my last one on his f---ing head.
    January 4 -
    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that
    ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage f---ing beast should
    be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
    May 3 -
    Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the f---ing salt they put all
    over the roads.
    May 10 -
    Moved to The Villages in Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that
    God-forsaken state of Pennsylvania
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