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    Bridport couple become Mr and Mrs White-Christmas

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    image captionTilly Christmas and Kieran White, both aged 20, were due to get married in July
    A couple have become Mr and Mrs White-Christmas after tying the knot in a pre-lockdown wedding.



    Tilly Christmas and Kieran White, who met at school aged 12, married at the Roman Baths in Bath on Tuesday.



    Mrs White-Christmas, 20, said: "I wanted to keep the name going. It just so happens the man I am marrying has the perfect surname to go with it."


    Their original plans to get married in July at another venue were postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic.


    Business student Mrs White-Christmas said: "It took us time to twig that our surnames came together as White-Christmas.


    "We first realised at our secondary school prom when our friend uploaded pictures to social media using #WhiteChristmas."


    The wedding service for the couple, from Bridport, was performed beside the Great Bath, with a reception for 15 guests.


    Under England's new four-week lockdown, weddings are not allowed to take place apart from in exceptional circumstances.
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    Home / FunnyMan Comes Up With the Most Punderful Road Signs to Make Passersby Smile

    Whether you love them or hate them, the art of the pun should not be punderestimated (sorry), as it takes skill to craft comical wordplay that can make people laugh and cringe at the same time. One group to master the art of funny puns is the Indian Hills Community of Colorado, who’ve been making regular punny roadside signage to the delight of every passerby.The man behind the jokes is Colorado native and volunteer at the community center, Vince Rozmiarek. He made his first sign five years ago as an April Fools prank and has never looked back. “I put up a sign that really stirred up the area,” he says. “We have a heavy police presence in the town of Morrison, which is next to Indian Hills, and they run a ton of speed traps. The sign said ‘Indian Hills annexed by Morrison, slow down.’ Many people believed that prank, and the amount of attention it brought was really surprising.”

    With the aim to make people laugh, Rozmiarek puts up a sign with a new pun or joke a couple of times every week. He even creates holiday and event-themed puns on special occasions. “It is hard to keep coming up with material, but I do try,” he says. Stand out one-liners include “In search of fresh vegetable puns. Lettuce know” and “Tried to grab the fog. I mist.”
    As far as I'm concerned, the guy is a genius and hysterically funny.
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    Endure it until the very end

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    That was very cute, my dog must be a cat he didn't even twitch his ear to this.

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    We Re-Imagined Our Favorite Stars In Their Golden Years and the Results Look So Real

    Whether we’re talking about yesterday’s music legends or today’s show biz top dogs, these young celebs are well known partly by their youthful good looks and young spirits. But the fountain of youth doesn’t run forever. Which makes us wonder, what would these superstars look like if they were in their golden days?



    To find out, we have turned the clock forward and re-imagined some of the biggest stars as if they were decades older. From yesterday’s young legends that left this world too early to today’s top dogs entrenched in the limelight today, this is what these stars would look like if they were older and over the hill.
    Isla Fisher Looks Golden In Her Golden Years

    Isla Fisher is a comedy princess. She’s probably most famous for her role in The Wedding Crashers back in 2005, where she played a creepy eccentric type. She also playedin a bunch of episodes of Arrested Development and most recently, in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. We say she’s a princess of comedy because she’s married to the prince of comedy himself: Sacha Baron Cohen.



    Throughout his crazy roles (Borat, Bruno, Aladeen, Jean Richard, etc.), Fisher was with him the whole time. And he never got out of character. Today Fisher is 44 years old, but in this photograph, we’ve turned the clock forward by a couple of decades. We’re sure that when Fisher reaches this age in real life, she’ll be just as charming and hilarious as always!
    Channing Tatum Is a Well-Aged Hunk

    Channing Tatum’s career oscillates between action, comedy, and romance. Maybe you know him from 21 Jump Street or G.I. Joe. But you might also know him from productions like Step Up or The Vow. He manages to be hunk-ish, funny, and action-packed – he’s a pretty versatile dude.



    And of course, one of his defining characteristics is that he has a major “it” factor. We hope you have some warm toast ready because even when we jump to the future, a picture of him still has the capacity to melt your heart like butter. Mr. Tatum is now 40 years old, but if our photograph magic is too be believed, then he’s still got decades of good looks ahead of him.
    We Wish Both Photos Were Taken From Reality

    Janis Joplin left the world way too early. In 1970, at age 27, she passed away due to substance complications. But luckily, we’ll never forget her because she put out so much amazing music and left such a tremendous legacy. Her voice was, as one music historian put it, “devastatingly original.”



    Joplin and her music epitomize the sentiment of her era. Throughout her career, which took place mostly in the 60s, she defined what it meant to play and write wailing in your face psychedelic rock and blues. We sincerely wish she was still here and still rocking out in her golden days. If only the right-hand photo was real.
    Is David Washington the Same Age as His Dad?

    Chances are that you know David Washington from The BlacKkKlansman (no it’s not a spelling mistake, and if you haven’t seen it, we recommend you do). And recently, news broke that he and co-star Zendaya played in a film by Steve Levinson. The whole thing was filmed during the quarantine and strict hygienic, social distancing, and other safety measures were adhered to.



    As you might have known or surmised, David is the son of Denzel Washington, one of Hollywood’s champs. Currently, David is 35. Denzel is 65. But here, it definitely looks like the age gap is way less than 30 years. If this is what David looked like, it would make sense that he and Denzel were brothers or cousins, and not father and son.
    Lily Collins’s Got That Flare That Ain’t Goin’ Anywhere

    Lilly Collins is the daughter of Phil Collins, the drummer from Genesis. She’s not famous in the shadow of her dad though. She’s involved in all sorts of projects herself: acting, writing, modeling, she does a lot. Recently, she co-starred alongside Zac Efron, in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, a film about the trial of Ted Bundy.



    In this before and after shot, Collins certainly has aged well. As of now, she’s actually 31. In our re-imagination, she has aged quite nicely. All her years of moviemaking have done nice work. With all that success fortune, she can buy top-notch healthy food and afford a fantastic gym.
    Prince William Is an Older Royal Gentleman

    In comparison with the turbulent life of his brother, Prince Harry, Prince William’s life seems to be relatively calm. Still, we’re sure he’s a busy man. We suppose he’s not traveling as much now, due to the pandemic, but usually, his itinerary is jam-packed with royal duties.



    The 38-year-old prince is the son of Prince Charles. After his father, he’s next in the line of succession for the British throne. And after that, it will be his own son. We understand that royal duties can be tiring and stressful. But judging by this picture, it seems like he knows how to handle it. Stress does not seem to be a huge factor in this royal’s aging process.
    Cara Delevinge Is the Talk of the Town

    Cara Delevinge is a supermodel of the times. The 27-year-old is very well known throughout the globe. Her modeling career has been filled with jobs for high-end brands such as Chanel and Tory Burch and she has appeared on endless magazine covers, including Vogue. In addition, Cara has been featured in both films and TV shows, including in Suicide Squad.



    The hot-shot model has been rocking in the tabloids, most recently for an alleged special evening with Amber Heard and Elon Musk, while Amber was still together with Johnny Depp. And she’s Taylor Swift’s bestie. We personally think Cara aged quite nicely on the picture on the right but, hey, what do you expect from a supermodel?
    Ronaldo Will Forever Be a Ladies Man

    Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer god. He’s Portuguese and he plays for Juventus F.C. He’s the second-highest-paid soccer player in the world. Following only Lionel Messi, his bitter nemesis. Don’t believe us? Just check out his paycheck. He makes about 31 million Euros a year! On top of that, he’s also got quite the reputation as a ladies man.



    Reputations and legend status notwithstanding, he is also a family man. He’s only 35 and he has four children. And as we can see, he probably won’t stop being a ladies man any time soon. Even at this age, however old he is here (55? 60 maybe?), he still looks sharp. And even if he was 90 something, we’re sure he could still demolish us in a soccer game.




    Jason Momoa Will Never Stop Looking Like a Tough Guy

    Maybe you recognize Jason Momoa from his work on Stargate: Atlantis. But more likely, you know him as Kal Drogo from Game of Thrones. At 6″3 and massively ripped, he was the perfect choice for the ruthless horse lord. And if somehow (we can’t imagine how), GoT slipped past your radar, then you probably know him as Aquaman.



    As of now, at the age of 40, and for obvious reasons, Momoa always plays a super tough guy. And if this picture gives us a nice little glimpse into the future, that fierce persona is only going to get amplified. Clearly Momoa is always going to be the butt-kicking action man that he is today and if he looks anything like this in his elder years, few will dare to stand in his way.
    There Is Never an End to Jim Morrison’s Legend

    Singer and frontman of The Doors, Jim Morrison, is engraved in the musical DNA of the West. In a lot of ways, he is the definition of the term “rock star.” Long hair, loves to party, scandalous, rebellious, mysterious, he’s got it all. He often makes it the top five spots in famous “Best Singer of All Time” lists, including lists published by Rolling Stone and other major outlets.



    There’s some 12 year old kid right now, discovering The Doors and having his music taste influenced for the rest of his or her life. Tragically, Morrison passed away due to heart failure at the age of 27. We wish that he was still around today. He would be at the ripe old age of 76, with a couple of wrinkles, but still rocking that long hair and surly expression!
    Mindy Kaling Will Always Be an Employee at the Comedy Office

    Mindy Kaling made her biggest mark in the annals of show biz with her outstanding performance as Kelly Kapoor in The Office. She fit in perfectly with the show’s motley crew of characters. And she made us laugh at lot. More recently, she starred at the main character in The Mindy Project, a show about a young doctor trying to balance her professional and personal lives.



    Today, Kaling is 40 years old, but she looks no older than 30. Unless you’re basing your judgement on the right-hand picture, in which case she’s way older than 30 or 40. Some of her youth has gone by, but she still looks nice. We wonder by that time if she will have a bunch of new and hilarious projects, or if she’ll look back and think “wow I was funny back then.”
    Jimi Hendrix Is Posthumously Rocking Our Socks Off

    Even though Jimi Hendrix sadly passed away at only 27 in 1970, the world will never forget him. It would be impossible. His music is over 50 years old and it’s still melting our faces today. He’s obviously one of the pioneers of rock and blues. But like the fate of too many other young rock stars, he left too early.


    Truth be told, he’s not that great a singer. But whatever his vocals lacked, he by far made up for with his unmatched guitar skills. Never before had the world seen anything like it. His timeless hits include “Purple Haze” and “Fire” among many others. We wish he could have been around until old age. Today Hendrix would be 77.
    James Dean Is on the List of Forever- Young Icons

    James Dean, the eternal cultural icon, might be best remembered for playing in Rebel Without a Cause. His time was in the early 50s. America had just come home from the war and change was in the air. Still, society was pretty conservative in a lot of ways. But Dean went against the grain.


    His roles often involved elements of teenage disillusionment and social estrangement, themes that were pretty much off the table back then. But Dean tragically died in a car accident in 1955, when he was only 24 years old. If was alive today, he would be in his 80s. As we see, even in his golden years, he would still have had that definitive flair, inquisitive squint, and of course, the cigarette hanging from his lips (if he didn’t quit by now).

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