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    Me and a girl friend were talking about this last night. Since Miami is a hotspot, they're crazy to not do some golden girls themed ads. We were coming up with some crazy ideas like Blanche in one of her outfits with a matching mask saying "When I'm out on the town with a man, there are some things even I don't take off" or something about a masked bandit being sexy. Or Rose saying "Even I'm not dumb enough to go without a mask" or "Even St. Olafians know it's smart to wear a mask." Or Sopha, "Put your mask on slutpuppy."
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    Bill looks like his wife to me
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    That was a hoot! I'm glad I had the captions on, though, or I wouldn't have understood three out of four words she said.
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    An oldie but a goodie:
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    Source: Earthwonders.co

    Meet Hina, the Friend Who Ruins All of Your Group Pictures

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    We all have that one friend who ruins all of the group pictures. Would you ever think that even dogs experience the same problem?
    Kiko, Sasha, and Momo have a friend called Hina, who always finds a way to ruin their pictures.





    Every person who has a dog knows how hard it can be to take a pic of your pup. But Mark Rogers, who is a pet photographer, said it’s possible. What we should do is by letting our dog get used to the camera. “The click and flash of a camera can rattle dogs at first,” Rogers told Dog Time. “Let your dog give the camera a good sniff, then start casually shooting the surroundings.”


    The idea is to keep things natural and relaxed,” Rogers explained. “What not to do: grab a ton of treats, abruptly shove the camera in your dog’s face, and repeat, ‘Mommy’s gonna take your picture!’ at a high pitch.
    The more shots you take, the better your chances of capturing something awesome.
    Also, turn off the flash when you can. “Most amateur photographers do best with warm, natural sunlight. To avoid washed-out pictures, shoot in the mornings or evenings, on slightly overcast days, or in the shade on a bright day.”
    If you stand over your dog and look down, every shot you take is going to look like everyone else’s,” Rogers added. Take a knee, sit, crouch, lie on your belly, do whatever you have to do to get eye-to-eye with your dog.


    Pay attention to the background. Something simple, like a white sandy beach or green trees, make your dog stand out in the picture. And do not forget the colors; no black backgrounds for black dogs or brown backgrounds for brown dogs, and so on. Of course, these tips might not help if your doggo is consciously refusing to get their photo taken. But not every pup is like Hina!


















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    ^aww she is adorable, i love her.

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    Cats being jerks to dogs






























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    An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady,
    “Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really nice of you, I’m loving the peanuts, but please stop bringing me so much, have some for yourself.”
    “Ah, no bother young man,” laughs the old lady, “I don’t have my teeth anymore, I couldn’t eat them even if I wanted to. But I’m crazy mad for the yummy chocolate they always come coated with!”

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