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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    Still not as good as:

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    This is my cat. Except for being annoying at 3 am. He is an angel. But he does think if he can see any part of the bottom of the bowl I need to fix that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    This is my cat. Except for being annoying at 3 am. He is an angel. But he does think if he can see any part of the bottom of the bowl I need to fix that.
    I don't know why cats do this. They go into a full blown panic attack if they see 1 square inch of the bottom of the bowl! It's not like they don't know there's more cat food. My cat knows exactly which pantry his food is in.
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    I would LOVE that job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles
    This is my cat. Except for being annoying at 3 am. He is an angel. But he does think if he can see any part of the bottom of the bowl I need to fix that.


    our cat's first night in the house she woke us up at dawn by meowing softly on the floor next to our bed. i did get up to feed her that first time but she never did that again. now she just sits by the bed until we wake up. sometimes around dawn if i wake up i'm curious to see if she's there looking at us so i'll look down on the floor and yup, she always is. we appreciate her not waking us up anymore.
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    Wonder if gluing a picture of cat food on the bottom of the bowl would change anything.
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