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    2 birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other “It smells like fish”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    2 birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other “It smells like fish”.
    LOL took me a second
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    “Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

    “Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

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    Last edited by HWBL; November 13th, 2018 at 04:12 PM.
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    Last edited by HWBL; November 14th, 2018 at 10:04 AM.
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    [QUOTE=SHELLEE;3689085]2 birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other “It smells like fish”.[/QUOTE

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    Last edited by HWBL; November 15th, 2018 at 05:13 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    This is the first time that I actually wanted kids. I would so do this.
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